NEW Sinister Six in:
Good Things: Part 4
Narrator: Dauntless in their resolve, the Sinister Six begin to
rifle through the wreckage of Skull Castle ...
Britt: I found another piece of Golemman!
Erik: Put it in the pile.
Gary: GAK! I found Doc Robot's head.
heroes continue to search until Rich kicks rubble angrily.)
Rich: This is pointless! We've been sifting through this junk
for hours now ... and we're still no closer to putting
Ben back together than we were when we started!
Erik: (In a windy voice) It's important not to lose hope ...
Rich: Stop doing that! It's almost be pointless as this busy
Erik: Well, I don't see you adding much to this effort!
Time: Oh dear...
Oil: Erm ... how about a good joke to cheer things up around
???: Whoa! Look like you guys could use a hand!
Scott: And the rest of us are here too!
Jason: Good to see everyone again.
Erik: (in a whispery voice) It's good to see you all again...
Tim: Still doin' that, eh?
Rich: He won't stop!
Britt: How's AA, IRA?
IRA: Pretty good. Alcohol free for the past year.
Britt: I'm so glad for you!
Tim: I heard about Ben. I'm really sorry, Gary. He was a great
Gary: Well ... there's still Heatman, right? If we can
put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Tim: Hey, that's right!
Rich: Yeah, even though none of us knows how to do it at all.
Britt: Come on, boys, don't fight! It's been a long day. Let's
just go home.
Gary: Maybe you're right. Every bone in my body screams
Andon: Come on, it's been so long. This mess isn't going anywhere.
Let's catch up back at HQ.
Leon: (throwing down a giant rock) That sounds great!
Gary: Let's do it!
Narrator: And so, Sinister Six both old and new retire to Sinister
Six base where they order pizza and beer!!
Jason: TURNED INTO KOOPALINGS!?
Rich: Damn straight.
Jason: But ... how?
Gary: We never did find out. That Bower's even worse in
person than he is in the games! And the stench...
pinches his nose shut and makes a disgusted look on
IRA: I didn't even think he was real.
Tim: Yeah, well, Needle would point out that you learn something
new every day.
Britt: *yawns* Yeah ... I wonder why she does that.
Tim: You know that's a good question. Those Mechs really
stick to those lines ... you think it's a glitch in
Rich: Huh? Oh ... heh, yeah. *yawns* Well ... they are
made by Wily, right? He's the crazy one.
Britt: I'm feelin' really woozy. I think maybe ... I had too
much to drink.
Gary: My head's pounding ...
Erik: Guys? What's going ... on ...?
Narrator: The Sinister Six collapse as they sink into unconsciousness.
Oil: WAHHHH!! WAHHH!!!!!
Rich: ... what? ow. My head ...
Oil: GWAHH!H!! AHHH!!!
Rich: Won't somebody shut that idiot ...
Narrator: Bombman opens up his eyes to see Sinister Six headquarters
engulfed in flames! Already, most of the room is torn
apart and even the sarcastic Bombman shudders as he
sees Oilman engulfed in the flames.
immediately rushes to Gary's side and begins shaking
Rich: Wake up! Wake up, you! WAKE UP!
few slaps later, Gary is roused.)
Gary: Rich? What...?
takes a look around)
Gary: WHAT THE HELL!?
Rich: We've been drugged!
Oil: GWAAHHH!! AHHH!!!
Gary: (While shooting ice slashers at Oil) Wake the others
up! I'll douse Oil!
Rich: (While slapping Time awake) It's the old S6! Look ...
they aren't around anywhere! It has to be them!
collapses from the shock.)
Rich: It's ... He's an oil fire. Oh, God ... water won't put
those things out...
Oil: AHHG!! AHHG!!
Gary: No! He ... he didn't deserve this!
Sinister Six are barely roused as the ceiling comes
down on all of them. Unlike in Nth's pocket-reality
laboratory, these are very solid ruins.)
a female figure is seen laughing alongside her compatriots.)
Apple: So ... that was easy.
IRA: It's nice to see you happy, Apple.
Tim: Did we do good, Apple?
Apple: Oh, yes ... you've done very well.
(Apple watched as the Sinister Six headquarters burned
in the night. The retired Sinister Six members watched
with mixed feelings.)
Scott: Apple ... this is pretty freaky. Can we ... go somewhere
Apple: But, hun ... watching this makes me happy. Don't you
want to see me happy?
Scott: Yeah, but ... this was our home and those guys inside
were our friends.
Apple: But, do they really matter now, hunny?
Apple: I can see how you'd be upset, but we have to stay right
here. Those pesky "new" Sinister Sixlets have
a nasty way of coming back when you're not looking.
And I'd hate to see them come back.
Tim: Come, on Scott. There's no turning back now. We have
a new mission now ... and Apple's our new focus!
???: Like Hell!
is pummeled, seemingly out of nowhere, by a powerful
Apple: Still alive!?
Time: Thanks to me and my ability to stop time!
Leon: Sinister Six ... REUNITE!
six raise their hands and a great light comes forth,
blinding all their opponents!)
Andon: My eyes!
IRA: We have to get 'em, guys! Come - GAH!!
drops to the floor as he's hit with Ice's Ice Slasher.)
Andon: HAH! There!
his vision cleared, Andon noticed Leon barreling at
him and fires a powerful bolt of electricity at the
robot master, but Leon just absorbs it and Andon feels
a sharp stab in his back.)
Andon: GAH!! What ...?
Britt: Sorry, Andon.
Andon: Oi ... not cool.
Apple: New Sixlets! Must we fight? Wouldn't you rather join
Erik: No good, lady. Dr. Light programmed some barriers to
that little game you got goin'!
Jason: APPLE! You !
decks the angry Sixlet.)
Erik: I don't think so, buddy.
a fine, battle, but since the new Sinister Six have not
only the element of surprise, but also more powerful
attacks and armor to use against their compatriots,
the former members of the team soon lie unconscious
and damaged on the ground.)
Time: I hated to do that. I was always fond of these guys.
Gary: Yeah. They were our friends and now ...
Rich: Damn that Apple!
Apple: (On the ground and damages from Gutsman's punch) I still
have a couple of tricks left!
manages to toss a couple of capsules onto the ground.
They open up to reveal two new ... and yet very familiar
Gary: Aw no ... it can't be ...
Blooper: MEGA BLOIOPER!
Man: Heya, guys!
and Muffin man are enormous! And both seem intent on
doing damage to our heroes...)
Gary: Blooper! Don't you recognize us?
Man: Heee heee heee! It's time for my revenge!
Britt: it can't be ... It can't be ... THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
Man: Ohhh, but it can!
Rich: But, how!
Man: We were created to use against you sixlets!
Me, to take advantage of Benji's weaknesses and you
old friend Blooper here to destroy you from your own
Blooper: BLOOP!! (Blooper delivers a massive electric shock
tot he team!)
Muffin Man then shoots dough at the team! It encases
them inside a muffiny ball of immobilization!)
Man: It's all over!
blooper delivers another shock!)
Britt: Gary! Hang on!
Time: What's wrong with Ice?
Erik: Electricity is Gary's weakness. While we're hurt by
it too, Gary's suffering more than any of us.
Time: Oh no...
Man: Wahh hah hah hah hah!
Leon: Listen to me, Blooper ... you were our pet for a long
time now ... you've been with the Six much longer than
I have now ...
Blooper: Bloop ...
Leon: But if you try to hit us again, I will stop you.
Man: He's bluffin'! My muffin prison's got him whipped!
Sick 'im, Bloopy-boy!
giant Blooper shoots off another powerful burst of electricity!
However, Leon is ready and breaks free from his prison!)
Leon: I warned you!!
quickly raises his arm and, with palms open, he absorbs
the enormous burst of lightning! In a fluid motion he
brings up his other arm, takes aim, and redirects the
bolt towards the Sixlet's doomed pet!)
Man: YOU HEARTLESS - !
Blooper if fried and falls to the ground, steam emanating
from it's body.)
Man: I'll get you!
Muffin Man shoots more muffin goo at the team, but by
now the rest of the team breaks free of his grasp.)
Rich: (While exploding himself free) This guy was made mostly
to scare Ben! I'll bet you used your electricity to
dry out this muffin batter, right, Leon?
Rich: Well, it's my turn to toast a bad guy! You've had it,
kicks several bombs straight into the Muffin Man's mouth.)
Man: What? Oh, this ain't funny ...
Muffin man explodes as the bombs explode shortly after.)
Rich: That's one less bad dessert in the world!
Narrator: With their enemies defeated, Leon frees the rest of
the six. Gary is especially shaken about the loss of
their beloved pet.)
Gary: Awww, Blooper. Why'd it have to be you?
Britt: I'm so sorry, Ice.
Gary: Ben, Oil, Blooper ... and now ... this.
looks at Apple and their friends being loaded into a
police car by members of the robot police force.)
Gary: Do you know what they do to robots in a "Robot
Prison", Britt? It isn't humane! They only save
the heads, Britt! And sometimes only the damn software!!
Britt: We'll help them, hun.
Gary: (looks over to the still burning S6 HQ. Firebots
are still trying to put out the blaze. ) Look at that.
I mean, I'm glad other homes weren't hurt (we did have
a pretty isolated base), but ... that was my home for
years and years and now it's all gone! I just can't
help feeling like ... it's all going to end. Blooper
didn't even survive. My own pet died too!
Britt: (while pulling Ice close) It'll be okay. As long as
we have each other we can get past all this. Buildings
can burn and pets can die, but we'll never be torn apart.
Narrator: Gary just looked down sadly and fought his tears.