NEW Sinister Six in:
Good Things: Part 7
Narrator: The General goes into a fit of rage as the Backstreet
Project tear through his army of sniper joes and prototype
robot master copies.
Cutman: The Backstreet Project!? The Backstreet
Project!? I gather together every single villain this
damned team's ever faced, imprisoned my goodie-goodie
bros, even sacrificed my creation Apple, and now you're
telling me someone forgot to mention that the Sinister
Six had even MORE backup!?
Rod: Uh, well, nobody's seen them in a long time...
Cutman: Any more excuses from ANYONE and heads will
ROLL!! Sleek Squad!
Dash: Erm ... yes, boss?
Cutman: This is right up your alley. Break the Backstreet
Dash: Yes, boss.
Cutman: If they fail tear everyone apart!!
Neo: I like the way you think. Let's go, guys.
Fred: *gulp* Roger.
Sleek Squad and Neo exit to destroy the Backstreet Project.)
Cutman: The Backstreet Project, Oilman, Time Chan,
Necronomicons ... Yellow Devils calling themselves stupid
names ... This entire world is insane! But I'll set
Rich: Wait a second here. Are you telling me Super Chaos is
news to you?
Cutman: Shut up! Did anyone tell you you could speak?
Rich: But Super Chaos has been around since forever! And if
you've been around since before our team even formed,
you should have known about the Backstreet Project.
Rich: Isn't it odd that Dr. Light made TWO ultra-evil robots?
Rich: And isn't it odd that I made you up?
Cutman: And exactly what are you saying here, Bombman?
Rich: Nth told us things weren't the way he remembered them.
And you clearly don't know everything you ought to know.
What I'm saying is ... you're from a different Earth!
An alternate reality! Maybe you stumbled onto this place
during that "Oilman and Timeman" mess or the
big battle with Red ... but you clearly don't belong
Cutman: Maybe you're on to something. But
in the end it doesn't matter.
Gary: GAHH!!! AHH!!!
Cutman: My reality or not, I'll MAKE this place
my home! I'll reshape this insane world in my own image!
I'll MAKE it make sense! Even if I have to carve it bloody to do it.
Britt: I can't believe you're some twisted alternate-reality
version of me!
Cutman: Technically, I'm some "twisted alternate
- reality version" of Jason, the first clown calling himself Cutman.
But don't sweat it, sweetheart! In my world, there's
room for only one Cutman.
Kefka: Uhh Ohhh ... I ... I'm fading ... It can't end like
this, can it?
Chaos: Heh heh heh, it looks like our other worldly
clown is starting to fade away.
Gary: I'll rip you to shreds! When I get out of here,
you're all dead!
Gasman: And it looks like Gary is becoming more and more like
Red ... is this really a good ideas, General?
Cutman: It's a terrific idea. Up the power!
Erik: We have to do something!
Britt: But what!? I can't break out of this... the bars just
repel my Rolling Cutter!
Rich: And the amount of bombs I'd need to blow this open would
just hurt all of us ... especially you, Erik.
Time: None of my time powers are much use here.
Leon: Well ... I *can* absorb the electricity found here,
but ... If I do I'm dead meat.
Britt: (whispering) Odin! Odin!
Britt: Come here!
some strange impulse, Odin comes closer.)
Odin: (whispering) Exactly what do you want?
Britt: We're all going to die here, Odin. If we don't do something
Red will be reborn and he'll kill us all.
Odin: The General's got it all planned out. There's no way
he can lose.
Britt: The General's clearly insane! And he doesn't know Red.
Odin: I'm only interested in helping the General.
Britt: ... I know you're just a copy of our Odin. But, you
have his memories. I know it was hard for you to betray
us. Every time we've fought I've seen you hesitate.
Britt: The Odin I remember was always about honor and protecting
women. General Cutman used Gary to trick us in here.
He lied to us by saying he'd cure Gary. And now he'll
kill all of us - women included!
Odin: ... And what do you want me to do about it?
Britt: You still have Elecman's powers. Everyone's looking
at Gary now ... while their backs are turned you can
absorb the energy from these bars and break us out.
Odin: I ...
Cutman: And ... what do you think you're doing,
Odin: I ...!
Cutman: Odin, I think you're getting ... confused.
I think it's time to kill our guests.
Odin: But they're helpless!
Cutman: That only makes it easier then, doesn't
Odin: But ... Time and Cut are women!
Cutman: I don't like dissension, Odin.
loud explosion is heard outside. The lights go out and
General Cutman whirls to his monitors.)
Cutman: What the devil is going on out there!?
loud sizzle and a crash is heard as Odin uses his Soul
Reaper on the bars of the cage!)
convulses as anti-energy rips his systems apart! Odin
falls to the floor and goes into convulsions.)
Erik: he ... he saved us!
Leon: I never woulda guessed.
Cutman: Damn you! Next time I leave in the loyalty
General gives Odin an evil look and all of a sudden
Odin stops screaming. His convulsions cease and there's
only a minor twitch.)
Britt: ... Odin?
General leaps into the heroes, Rolling Cutter in hand!)
Cutman: I made him and I can UNmake him! With just
a silent transmission, I can deactivate any of my robot
masters! A safety precaution every mad scientist should
Britt: You ... You BASTARD!
tears into the General's shoulder with her own rolling
Gasman: What ... do we do?
Chaos: We attack, you idiots!
Chaos splits into many rocks and flies towards the Sinister
Six! They, and the General scatter to avoid the monstrous
Cutman: Careful! There's delicate equipment here!
Rod: Let's go!
Rod extends his staff towards Erik, who catches the
pole with ease.)
Erik: You little ... jerk!
flings the robot into the far wall! Controls spark and
sizzle as Buster Rod hits the wall. The light, however,
turn on once more and the robots squint for a moment
at the sudden brightness.)
Cutman: I said to Be CAREFULL!!
Britt: We have to save - GUH!!
is hit by the General's fist.)
Cutman: Only one Cutman survives this fight, sweetie!
engulfs Rich in his noxious fumes.)
Rich: *gakk! choke*!
Gasman: I've gained even greater control of my power! I'm no
Minion: Try this, Sixlets!
delivers a flurry at bullets at Time and Leon who have
no space to maneuver. The machines behind them short
out as they're riddled with bullets.)
Cutman: (while delivering a kick to Britt) You can't
use that here, you idiot! Stop it! Stop it at once!
explosions are heard from outside. Screams from injured
heroes or villains ... nobody could say for sure which
side was winning.)
Kefka: I ... I can't ...
a flash of light Kefka is transformed into a floating
piece of magicite.)
magicite then crumbles and is absorbed into Gary.
Gary: ughhhh ... uhhhh!!!!
flashes bight red as he destroys all the machines at
his end of the room! The Necronomicon, lying discarded
on the floor, bursts into flames.)
Cutman: I'VE DONE IT!!! HE'S BACK!!
fighting stops as Red now hovers in midair. City Garage
trembles from his hiding place in a nearby closet.)
Red: General Cutman.
Red: ... I don't think I need more brothers.
shoots fireballs at the General! Despite being stunned,
General Cutman avoids them.)
Cutman: What? No! I ... I brought you back!
Red: Yeah ... to be your puppet. What's with the kill switch
in my head, General?
Cutman: A precaution! That's all!
Red: Real brothers trust each other!
Cutman: I ... I'm sorry.
door bursts open with a crash. Neo limps in looking
haggard and broken.)
Neo: I ... I...
Cutman: You! Can't you see we're having a moment
over here!? Why the Hell are you beat up so badly!?
General stalks towards Neo.)
Neo: There's ...
Cutman: You are supposed to be from the future.
This indestructible THING! This force of nature! What
the Hell -
is blown up mere feet from the General's position.)
???: Sorry to break up the party. It's been real nice. Watching
all of you go at each other's throats like this. Seriously,
I like destruction, but this ... you guys take the
Chaos: No ... it's ...
???: And ... hey! Is that my old buddy I see over there?
Chaos: AHH!!!!!! AHH!!!!!
???: Hah hah hah! It is, isn't it?
Cutman: ... Who are you?
???: I'm the guy who killed Super Chaos.
Chaos: He's called Zero! He was made to kill us
Zero: You're all miserable failures. I'm the future. And I
say ... none of you belong!