Narrator: It’s the year 2005 and heh heh heh just kidding… In the year 21XX six
months after the shocking events in “Year of the Fox” the X-Force finally
completed construction of their new city on the moon. After a long mission in
Africa the team crashes at Ben’s Dojo.
Ben: Oy what a
day we’ve spent 18 hours in New Sudan and even my titanium innards hurt.
Rick: Taking on
and entire an entire army, destroying mines and deposing of a dictator… I’d say
Ben: Who asked
you? (Turns on the holovid)
Jerry: Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show today it’s….
watches this crap?
through the Holo-Guide) umm… Nothing really interesting is on just stupid
reruns, damn mid-season.
(Punches in some random number)
Announcer: News Update… on CNN
Andrew: You know
very damn well we hate the news with a passion.
Ben: Shut up
newbie! Do you want to be roast Peacock?
I’m trying to watch!))
Reporter: I’m Gale Rogers reporting from Capital City.
Peace has finally been restored to the New Sudan region. Death and despair are
everywhere are there in the aftermath the X-Force’s unauthorized mission that
has taken 150 000 lives and left many Islamic Sudanese homeless. Our
correspondent in New Sudan Dale Potter has more on the crisis. Dale?
Orphaned babies litter the streets in the capital region as the X-Force ravaged
New Sudan. American and Canadian industrial complexes are ablaze the damage
estimate in the billions it’s highly unlikely that these companies are going to
invest this region again.
Woman: (Speaks a language unknown to the X-Force)
Translator: I saw the demons over there. (Old woman points)
they were taunting and beating our leader Mohamed. They have destroyed
everything our armies powerless and crushed. Oh lord what have we done to
deserve this? Why?
As you can see Gale the situation as turned from bad to worse. First some parts
of Africa were wiped out by the fall of Eurasia now a superteam of those we once
adored has now gone bad. I’m Dale Potter, New Sudan.
As most of you know much of mainland Europe and the Middle East as well as parts
Asia and Africa we destroyed by Eurasia’s fall and all what’s left is ocean. A
grim reminder of the suffering as we speak President George W. Bush is to
address the nation we bring you this on CNN.
Bush: My follow Americans, today we have seen the one of the worst
attacks on humanity since Sigma’s last onslaught…
Ben: Hey! He said
a big word I’m impressed…
Bush: …now the X-Force once those we considered at one time, heroes.
Have gone and interfered in our affairs. I am calling for this action to cease
these brash and unappreciated….
Rob: And I
thought the National Enquirer made up like this. Turn it off Ben.
Ben: No argument
there… (Turns off the TV)
Gary: If Tim
got word of this you’d guys would get a…
Ben: Please spare
us I never really liked that Boy Scout anyway.
Gary: Yeah he’s
a pain in the…
(A Raichu jumps on
ARGGGGGGGGH! Get it off! Get it off!
Sparky would never…
Sparky: RAI!(Electrocutes Gary)
Ben: On the other
Rick: Did you
really have to let him out of the Pokeball?
Alon: It gets
annoying that I have to watch my step all the time… (Lifts foot)
Ben: Wha? (Finds
his other Raichu in the treads) JOLTY! (Pulls Jolty out of the tread)
Alon: Will you
tell him to watch where he’s walking… (!!!) What are you doing with that
(Pokeball hit Alon
in the head)
he’s going to do it again.
(Quilava comes out
of the Pokeball)
LAAAAV! (Uses Flamethrower on Alon)
I need WATER! (Runs out)
Rob: Wowza! That
Andrew: Hey what
happened to my Snorlax?
Trevor: ((It’s up
on the hill taking a perpetual nap as always. Newbie.))
Andrew: Aw… shut
up. Hey look!
Trevor: ((It’s the
communicator… who is it?))
Gary: It’s that
idiot Bush. Do you want to take it Ben?
Ben: No, I’m in
no mood for taking criticism… If you excuse I have to get ready for Jerry
(A day later behind
Rob: You never
told us that you married Iris…
Ben: We separated
a year ago and she has custody of our son…
Andrew: Son? You
Ben: Will you zip
it?!? We married out of wedlock because of Chibi, I can’t say we had a good one
but I grew attached to the brat.
Rick: So where
Iris saying we was watching a production of the Teletubbies, because she thought
Spring would be to intense for him…
Trevor: ((Who ever
would watch the dribble is beyond me.))
Producer: Hey Dragoon! You’re on!
Jerry: Here is Magma Dragoon folks!
Ben: you and you!
Gary: Heh you
can never get enough of that word.
Rob: (Brings out
the Stun Gun)
(Meanwhile on the
Jerry: Do you know why you’re here Ben?
Ben: Because Iris
wants to divorce me and is becoming a lesbian?
Jerry: What the?!? That was supposed to be a…
Ben: Come on! I
knew she was making out with her lesbian lover since we separated. Personally I
hated the little since our wedding day.
(In the Teletubbies
Teletubbies: (Play and laugh like idiots)
Chibi: This sucks! I’m going to Jerry Springer. (Walks
through the connecting door)
Rob: What a bad
way to end a marriage… Your wife being a lesbian and…
Andrew: Shut up!
He’s about to sign…
Chibi: Why that little ! I’m gonna kill her!
Rob: Why it’s…
Gary: He’s such
a cute… (Chibi bites his fingers and clamps) Yeoooooooooow! (Runs onto the set)
Get it off! Get it off!
Ben: Chibi? Get
your teeth off that fungus!
Chibi: Let’s go…
you’re supposed to be…
Chibi: Shut up ! I gonna kill you! (Whacks
her with a chair)
Iris: Ow! Stop
it… TWAP! You little brat! TWAP! Or I’ll…
Ben: Do nothing!
(Puts a muzzle on Chibi MD)
(Storm Owl bursts
Marc: Ben! I’ve come
Ben and Gary:…
the Teletubbies stage)
Izzy: Wait a minute! I just want to do something…
Alex: (Sighs) Make it quick shorty… We have work to do…
Izzy: (Opens the door)
1: Look it’s a giant bug!
2: Maybe he’ll give us candy…
Izzy: Suck on this you little brats…
Ben: So you’re
telling us that you ran from the gates of hell?
Marc: That’s the one
and the Grim Reaper’s following me.
Grim Reaper: Where’s the one
you call Marc?
Gary: He’s over
there. (points to Jerry Springer)
Jerry: Wha? (Grim Reaper hacks him to bits)
Wait a minute Lucifer told me he was a reploid you deceived me…
Gary: What can
I say? It’s a gift.
Oy! I’ll contend with you later I have business next door… a crowd of kids is
being slaughtered as we speak… (Disappears in a cloud of smoke)
Ben: Crap… Gary?
Marc: What do you
Ben: Get Chibi MD
out of here right now… I have some last minute business to attend to.
(Meanwhile on the
Izzy: DIE YOU LITTLE SCUMBAGS!
(Children scream as
they get vaporized)
Izzy: Heh, I always wanted to use my enhanced powers on
children. Their screams are the most satisfying…
Alex: Oh crap! I got word that the X-Force is on the
move… prepare for interception…
(Meanwhile down the
halls of the Television Studios Marc and Gary run quickly to get outside)
Marc: So how do you
suggest we get out of here?
we’re outside we can open a teleporter door to X-Force City…
Marc: What happened
to the Sky Lagoon…
the lobby door open) It’s a long… (Gets snared)
Alex: Pop quiz @$$hole! Guess who I am…
Marc: I’ve heard of
you… You’re Axel the Red aren’t you?
Alex: I once went by that name but that was a long time
ago. I go by Alex these days.
Steve: (Lands on the street) we have been sent by our
master to destroy you and the rest of your pathetic team…
Gerry: (Drills above street level) so surrender now and
the Anti X-Force will go easy on you and give you a quick and painless death…
Gerry: What’s so funny you little turd?
Gary: I just
sent a priority alarm to the remaining members of my team and told them
everything you said…
Izzy: Shut up! I’m going to beat your young ass into…
through the tenth floor window) Dibs on the @$$hole with the drill!
Gerry: Who are you calling an @$$hole?
through another window) Oh sorry… (Slams Izzy with a high-powered plasma stream)
Alon: (Lands on
the street shaking the ground) no maybe Horse Mother son of a is more like it.
a if we
swear anymore the audience won’t understand a word will we say.
Trevor: ((Gary, if
you don’t shut up now. We’ll all be killed!)) (Fires a barrage of missiles)
Ben: And this…
TWAP! Is for… TWAP! The…
Rick: Ben! I’ve
received a priority transmission from Gary! We’re… (Building shakes) under
Ben: Then let’s
join the fray!
Izzy: (Punches Andrew in the jaw) Ya’ know I’ve always
hated young punks like you?
to take a shot at Izzy but fails)
Izzy: Bah! No experience, no skill I wonder why Sigma
drafted you into his armies…
(Izzy keeps beating
Andrew into a coma until)
Gerry from his headlock) No! (Pounces on top of Izzy) You old son of a worthless
I’ll kill you… (Pummels Izzy) KILL YOU! (Get thrown into a fire hydrant) ARGH!
Ben: That was a
mistake you commie bastard…
Gerry through a series of skyscrapers)
Ben: You dare
assault my team? (Flies over Gerry’s location) I’ll make sure you won’t again!
(Destroys an entire block where the debris buries Gerry) To make sure that won’t
happen again… (Flames the concrete and glass to create a tomb)
biological terrors Gary and Alex face off against each other)
Gary: You’re a
skilled fighter (hits an Alex double with Ice Vision).
Alex: And you’re not bad for someone who was an Eskimo.
(Uses his vine whip)
Gary: If you
really aspire to be like me (throws a pie in Alex’s face) maybe you should apply
for Clown College… I hear they’re accepting applicants right now.
Alex: I’ve heard of you’re legendary insolence… (Looks
around) where are you…
(Whistles) Over here… you know what do you Rob.
Rob: Yep… (Slices
open the fire hydrant cap) time to water the flowers.
Alex: (Gets hit by the stream of water) ARGH!
Rob: (Gives Gary
the high five) Whoo-hoo… We rock!
your reward for being a nice kitty… (Throws a ball of yarn into the street)
(Pounces on it and gets run over by a van)
now that’s pain…
I’ll show you pain fungus…
(Wraps his tentacles around Gary) Prepare to perish heh heh heh I love to hear
the screams of my prey… (Electrocutes Gary)
Alon: Pop quiz
@$$hole! What’s your weakness…?
Why that’s… (Realizes the ice barrier hurtling towards him.) Mommy…
Rick: You don’t
know the real meaning of pain! (Hurtles Alvin into another building and slams
him into the ground)
Excellente! (Notices something) Wha?
Hey Spider! Swing your way out of this! (Uses Hyper Flamethrower Attack on Rick)
(Falls to the side walk)
You’re next… (Gets slammed into the ground)
Ben: … Not if I
can help it you reject from Jurrasic Park. What happened? The raptors stole your
This coming from an animaloid that shouldn’t exist…
Ben: At least I
have a brain that’s bigger than the size of a pea… If you want me Rex, you’ll
have to catch me… (Flies up into the upper atmosphere)
ARRRRRR! There be the landlubber what do you have to say for yourself mate?
Alon: Hey Moby
Dick! Is Captian Ahab still chasing ya’ ?
ARRRRRR! Thy be an insolent welp! Let me show you a little respect…
(Meanwhile Ben and
Matt reach Earth Orbit where Ben executes his plan)
Ben: ((He’s well
enough behind me to not to notice my plans)) (Turns around to ram Matt) ((We
both should be able to survive re-entry into Earth’s atmosphere however for
Mattie Boy the impact will be another story))
((What the ?
He’s turning around… Uh oh.))
(Ben rams Matt and
the two re-enter the atmosphere at mind-bending speeds. Meanwhile in the air.)
Darren: Squeak! I’ll suck the energy clean out of you…
Trevor: ((Only if
you catch me you flying rat!))
Marc: So Steve we
meet again. Are you still leaking oil in your armor…?
Steve: How dare you insult a former head of the Reploid
Marc: I’ve been
there you’re nothing more than a welp with high rank! Wing Missile!
Steve: (Dodges) you know I’m naturally faster than…
Darren: Cripes! It’s Matt!
Gerry: (Breaks free of his prison) Wha?
Alon: Face it
McWhalen you’re out of your element…
That be true! But I can adapt… (Knocks Alon off him)
Ahoy me mates! Time to retreat!
Steve: As it had been said before… “It’s better to flee
to fight another day”
(The Anti X-Force
sorry guys but I had to fly around the world a couple times to lose momentum.
Where’s the Anti X-Force?
vanished but that’s the least of our worries.
Chibi: Daddy! (Runs up and hugs him) what were those men
Ben: They were a
who want to kill us as usual.
this time they nearly succeeded…))
Marc: What do we do
Ben: Get everyone
up to the ER at X-Force City… DOOR! X-Force City ER…
(With that the
X-Force take their injured and leave for the moon)
To Be Contiued...