An hour later. On the Jerry Springer show....
Today on our show we have robotic women cheating on their robotic boyfriends.
Our first guess is Iris along with her brother Colonel. Hello everybody.
Iris: Hey Jerry !
Colonel: Good morning.
Jerry: First bring out Zero her boyfriend !!!! *fanfare* *Zero comes out*
Jerry: Zero I think Iris has a little confession to make.
Iris: Zero I love you very much but I've been cheating you....
Crowd: Iris ! Iris !
Zero: What ?!? You little slut ! Who's the other bot !
*Ben comes out*
I've should have known. You big @@%#@%@ !
Ben: Ha Ha ! Zero now I got your girl !
Zero: Why I'm going to kill you !!!
*Zero and Ben start fighting then the bodyguards hold then back*
Jerry: Now it's question time. Yes Miss ?
Woman: Dragoon, what were you doing in her stasis pod.
Ben: Why you.... *rips off bodyguards arms* HADOKEN !!!!!
*Fireball vaporizes the woman*
Jerry: you can't
bully around my spectators like that !!!
Ben: Just watch me.
Jerry: Oh that's it !!!
*Jerry and Ben start fighting*
Crowd: Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry !
*Ben vaporizes Jerry*
Crowd: Dragoon ! Dragoon ! Dragoon !
*Ben throws a chair ate the camera*
Meanwhile at the Rosie O' Donell show....
Rosie: Welcome ! First up today we get crafty with the Slash Beast and Cyber Peacock. *walks up to the Beast* what do you have planned for a delicious meal ?
Lynx: Actually were eating this freshly killed deer.
Rosie: Arent you at least going to cook it ?
Hey Rob where's Ben ?
Rob: he's on Jerry Springer remember ?
Lynx: Oh yeah. *cuts out a chunk* Want some ?
Rosie: Uh no....what are we doing peacock ?
Rob: Using these peacock feathers and some felt we'll make a pimp hat.
*after a half an hour*
Rosie: Oh this is pretty. Where ever did you find the feathers ?
Rob: I found them off a peacock that was wandering around.
Wildlife Expert: Hey that was my peacock.
Should we run ?
Rob: We better !
Both: ARGGGGGGGGGH !!!!!!
Again, on Oprah....
Anton: And I never saw them again...*bawls*
Oprah: *Weeping* That's so sad...Anton I have a suprise for you...
Anton:*sniffs* a suprise ?
Oprah: We found your parents.
*Two strangers come out*
Anton: Yipee. Mommie Daddie !!!!! *splits into two*
Female: *whispers* you said nothing about having two of them...
Oprah: Just take them and I'll give ou $10 million more.
Anton: Oprah, I have a suprise for you.
Oprah: What's that..
Anton: *spores her*
Oprah:*falls to the ground paralyzed*
Anton: Take me home Daddy !
Male: *sighes* let's go home.
Then on Maury Provich
Maury: Today on Maury we sending some unruly repliods to boot camp...
Marc: Is this a paternity test episode..
Supervisor: No, it's one where you four are going to be sent boot camp.
What we did nothing wrong.
Alon: Yeah what gives ?!?
Supervisior: We couldn't find any teens so we picked your four...
Why I should....
Rick: *snaps supervisor's neck* that bastard.
Supervisor 2: It's your clue to go on.
Alon: Let's have some fun.
*All four walk on stage*
Alon and Rick: *kill half the crowd with Frost Tower and Lightning Web*
Maury: So we hear you four are all murderers.
Matt: Damn Straight, Dr. Light is next ! ha ha ha ha !
Maury: Eh, yeah. Let me introduce you to the Drill Sargents who will be attending to you..
Sarge 1: Boyyougoingtolearnsomerespectfromme!Doyouhearme?
Matt: *wafts his nose* take a breath ment will ya ?
Sarge 2:Shutyalittlefoolwhyishouldbeatyouonthisveryspot !
Matt: You should eh ? *Fires Ground Hunter*
Marc: Yeah !!! Fight the power !!! *fires Double Cyclone*
Sarge 1: *Gets ripped apart*
Alon and Rick: *Use their weapons on the crowd*
Maury: Security !!!
Three Weeks Later...
All: Maury the night in Jail meant alot to us.
Maury: Really ?
Alon: We need to kill more people.
Maury: What ?!? I thought you...
*Someone changes channel*
What trash !! What else is on?
Ben C:The Magma Dragoon Show....
Chris: Mphhh mphhh mm...
Kirk: Yeah we all know it sucks.
Cossack: Chris there's a guy at the door for you.
Ben: Take this you little cock..HADOKEN !
Chris: MMMPH !!!! *burns to death*
Oh my god you killed Dust Man !!!
Frank: You bastard.
Ben: Let that be a lesson in quality television for ye !