Narrator: Previously on Sinister Six,
Bass: Oh crap it's him...
Pyrofoxie: Me... Get out of my way Sinister Six... Justice will be done.
Andon: On who?
Jonathan: I remembered I left a cake in the oven... (runs away)
Pyrofoxie: One of your enemies has taken the X-Force, help me find him or die...
Narrator: Confronting a new crimefighter who is friend or foe. Is he telling the truth about the X-Force? And what of Gary's apparent mutation into Spilt Mushroom? All will be revealled in today's episode of Sinister Six...
(Theme plays then stops)
Tim: Hey what's up with this can we get to what the reader really wants?
Narrator: Um... Sorry, I was trying to make it more interesting...
Andon: Look dudes we appreciate your efforts but the readers want the meat of the story... understand?
Narrator: Uh whatever... back to our heroes...
Tim: What makes you think that you can come here and demand we hand over one of our nemeses?
Scott: Yeah we can beat the crap out of you anyway!
Tim: Scott! Shut up!
Pyrofoxie: So you have issued a challenge. So be it, I will avenge my allies!
Gary: What did he...
Pyrofoxie: (Shoots force beams out of his allies)
Six: Whoa! (shatter across the street)
Tim: Holy Hannah! Sinister Six Reunite!
(The flash blinds Pyro)
Pyrofoxie: Arrrrrrrgh! Can't... see...
(IRA and Andon fly above Pyro and let loose a barrage of fireballs and thunderbolts)
Andon: I haven't meet a living being who couldn't stand this barrage...
IRA: (notices something) What's that?
Pyrofoxie: (flies out of the inferno and knocks IRA several kilometres away with a powerful fire blast)
IRA: Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... (CRASH!)
IRA: (Notices he has landed in a Victoria's Secret) Whoa! Did I die and go to heaven?
Jason: 0_0 Wow what a wallop! I don't think Tim could even do that!
Tim: Sinister Six ATTACK !!! (Plows at Pyro, but Pyro eventually stops Tim's charges with his laser-vision)
Pyrofoxie: (smiles) surprised aren't ye ?
Tim: No... (rips up the road underneath Pyro)
Pyrofoxie: Whoa... (falls on his back)
Scott: (throws bomb after bomb after bomb)
Pyrofoxie: (deflects them all at Dr. Wily and Bass)
Dr. Wily and Bass: (Eyes pop out of their sockets) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
(Explosions consume the other side of the street)
Scott: He's deflecting my bombs like volleyballs...
Gary, Jason, Andon, Tim: 0_0
Jason: Scott made a metaphor?...
Pyrofoxie: Fire Twist! (Spins arounds shooting beams of fire at Scott and Jason)
Scott and Jason: Argh... (both run around ablaze)
Gary: (Sprays them both with the leftover seltzer)
Scott: That's going to leave a mark....
Tim: I've never used this move before but... (jumps in the air) GAMMA DESTROYER !!!
Andon: (Looks the other director) Look Gary dude... it's a bird...
Gary: Nah... it's a plane...
Andon and Gary: It's....
Jonathan: Your friendly neighbourhood Clown Man... (kicks Pyro out of the way)
Pyrofoxie: (gives an evil smirk)
Jonathan: Why is he giving me that...? (Looks up) Mommy...
(Jonathan gets crushed by tons of falling debris)
Jonathan: Do any of you guys have any morphine?
(Pyro use his laser vision to knock Tim into Scorpion...
Tim: Nooooooooo... (stops midway) Huh?
Scorpion: Insolent fox! You didn't anticipate the fact I have telekinesis.
Pyrofoxie: Cripes (shoots Force Beams again)(struggles)
Scorpion: (sweat rolls down his forehead) No I can't let you...
Pyrofoxie: I can!!! (releases a massive plasma discharge)
(Scorpion and Tim are thrown into Mrs. Fisher's house)
Trash Can: (makes funny noises)
Scorpion: Ah... Shut up...
Trash Can: (Looks like it's in love with Scorpion) (Makes even funnier noises)
Scorpion: Aw (Runs away with the Trash Can in pursuit)
Andon: (does a roundhouse kick knocking Pyro off his feet) Hey, I demand an explanation for your behaviour...
Pyrofoxie: (coughs) Andon, you're the Pacifist aren't you... (tries to punch Andon but Andon grabs his fist)
Andon: And because I am a pacifist that doesn't I am weak... (Pyro kicks Andon in the nuts) (Andon falls to the ground)
Pyrofoxie: Y'know I never liked pacifists like hippies and your type... (kicks Andon in the chest) War is a constant in human society and you think that diplomacy will work?
Andon: (groans as Pyro puts him on his back)
Pyrofoxie: Wrong! Germany wouldn't listen during the pre-ww1 and WW2 eras so the Allies had to kick their ass, violence solves problems before precious reasoning (raises put over Andon's head) THIS ENDS NOW!!!
Andon: (eyes glow)
(Lighting strikes Pyro throwing him into City Garage)
Andon: You know I am sickened by your pathetic logic! It's people like me who are going to change the world... (strikes Pyro again and again with lightning bolts)
Pyrofoxie: Hah! It's not insignificant gnats like you...(gets hit with a massive barrage of electricity)
Andon: (Turns up the juice)
(Pyro groans in even more pain)
Gary: Hey! Andon! Simmer down now! (Freezes Andon)
Tim: What are you...
Gary: (freezes Tim) Hmmmm... looks like I can't take my chances... (freezes everyone present except for he and Pyro)
Gary: How nice of you to visit... Magma Dragoon.
Ben: What? How did you...
Gary: Get up...
Ben: Sure (kicks Gary in the face) Come and get me...
Gary: I didn't think it would come to this ... but since you asked for this (sweeps Pyro)
Ben: How did you? (Tires to blast Gary with his laser-vision) Rats! (Gary hits him again)
Gary: It seems those powers are gone. (kicks Ben in the face) (Locks Ben in a headlock)
Ben: (struggles) No duh... I used up my volcanic charge... (puts his hands together and slams them into Gary's gut)
Gary: Woof! That's it... (tries the old one-two on Ben then knocks him onto the ground with a sissor-kick)
Ben: Oy, I hate this form.
Gary: (locks Ben in a headlock) Just say this magic word and you can be Magma Dragoon ...
Ben: (groans) Huh?
(The magical thunderbolt strikes Gary and Ben)
Ben: (turned backed into Magma Dragoon) Wha? (looks at Gary and gasps)
Ben: How did you?
Gary: I don't know why I'm this way but will you settle down for a minute and listen? What's wrong my adamantium-plated friend?
(Gauntlet and the Mecha Mainiacs arrive on the scene)
Gauntlet: Hey Gary! We heard that Pyro...
Needle Gal: Where is that Pyro the Fox?
Gemini Red: What happened with the six?
Gauntlet: And why is Magma Dragoon here?
Gary: That fox possessed my mind and forced my...
Tim's Portable T.V: News Flash! Double and Iceman Red are attacking the Megalopolis Skyport!
Ben: Grrrrrrr... I'M GOING TO KILL THAT SON OF A
Gauntlet: Calm down big guy...
T.V: Another News Flash! Doc Man and the other Sinister Six are raiding the donut factory.
Hard Chick: Wahhhhhhh! When will they ever quit?
Jacob: They don't that's the magic of these epilouges...
Gemini Blue: Yeah, Gauntlet steals the rouges galleries of other Mega Man teams...
Ben: So that's where Myron went... ah good riddance!
Gemini Blue: Mecha Maniacs Unite! (nothing happens) Oops heh heh...
Needle Gal: RUN!!!!
(The Mecha Maniacs run off save for Gauntlet)
Gauntlet: You wasted them all I'm impressed Ben...
Gary and Ben: WHAT?
Gauntlet: I know evertything (well, almost.) But your secret's safe with me. (Throws a smoke bomb)
Gary: Why does he always do that? (cough) (cough)
Gauntlet: (runs to regroup with the Mecha Maniacs)
Ben: Does he always do that?
Gary: Only this mini-series... What about Double and Red?
Ben: I swear I'm going to paint Megaopolis red with Double's blood...
Gary: Uh, yeah right... SHAZAM! (turns back into Ice Man) So what's the plan?
Ben: You hold them off while I come in with a surprise...
Ben: Trust me okay?
Gary: Uh, okay... (flies off)
Ben: Door... The closest Air Force Base with F-18's ...(teleporter door opens)
Narrator: Meanwhile at the Megalopolis Skyport, the Backstreet Project (whom was arriving for a concert) engages Double and Red in combat...
(Kevin and AJ get knocked back by a Dark Force blast)
Kevin: Oy! These robots are nothing like the ones we encountered...
AJ: (Fires a couple rounds) My bullets go right through him!
Double: Fools! I am a reploid!
(Writer's note: The Backstreet Project is unaware of the existence of the X-Force or reploids in general because of their place in the timestream)
Red: Shuddup... (Throws a couple of Shadow Blades at Nick)
Nick: (Dodges them) Y'know Eskimo, they don't call me Ninja-Man because I can sing... (swipes at Red)
Red: ARGHHHHH! That's smarts I'm gonna... (orb of glowing energy blasts Red right into Double)
Red and Double: Guh....
Brian: Wasn't me... honest...
Gary: Twas' me... Long time no see Red.
Red: I was wondering when you'd show up Blue... I was here to destroy your beloved Backstreet Boys, I called upon Double to assist me in destroying everything you love...
Double: In return Red had to help me kidnap the X-Force, where I.... (A teleporter window appears infront of him)
Gary: Backstreet Boys! Duck!
(Ben arrives flying an F-18)
Ben: Take this you BASTARD!!!
(F-18 hits Double in the chest the F-18 explodes)
Kevin: Holy Hannah!
Nick: Who was that?
Gary: Backstreet Project... May I introduce to you... The Adamantium-plated fiend Magma Dragoon...
Ben: (Jumps out to the wreckage) Toasty!
Howie: Magma Dragoon?
Nick: Never heard of him...
Ben: Hrumppph... Luckily I know how every one of you perished...
Red: (recovers) Hey! What happened to Double?
(Everyone looks, Double disappeared from the wreckage with chunks of his armor and head left over)
Red: Crap! Now I lost an ally. I have to rethink my strategy for destroying you. See you later...
Ben and Gary: (make faces at Red)
Gary: Yeah! Go cry to mommy!
Ben: See you in a 100 years... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER...
Red: Hrrrumph! (teleports)
Gary: Kevin, Howie, AJ, Nick, Brian what are you doing here?
Nick: We were having a concert here...
Gary: Cripes! I couldn't afford the tickets...
Nick: Ahem! We were going to give you a call...
Brian: Who's this fella? Is he one of Dr. Light's new creations?
Ben: (roars) How dare you...
Gary: (Blocks Ben) Hey shouldn't we be looking for the X-Force?
Kevin: X-Force? You mean the team that helped you defeat Super Chaos in the “Ultimate Weapon” Saga?
AJ: Well our equipment was wrecked when those crazy robots destroyed the plane so I think we can help you... Backstreet Project...?
BSP: Hell yeah !
(Meanwhile in S6's neighbourhood the puddle that was once Double breaks into Dr. Wily's and Bass' ice encasing... then Super Chaos'... and then disappears)
Narrator: Will the S6 escape their icy prisons? (Thanks Gary)
Gary: Ah shaddup you crackhead...
Narrator: Hey how did you ?!? Never mind... Will the combined might of the BSP, Ice Man, and Magma Dragoon will be enough to find the X-Force and take down Double once and for all ? Will IRA ever escape the evil prison that is Victoria's Secret?
IRA: I hope not!
Narrator: Stay tuned for the finale of Year of the Fox !
To be continued...