NEW Sinister Six in:
Battle of the Sinister Six
Leon: Once upon a time, there was a team called The Sinister Six. Consisited of Six brilliant members, who fought to keep our beloved city safe. And now...with the new circumstances, they decided to challenge us to a fight of the one and true Sinister Six. Our beloved friends and allies, now showing signs of Evil. What power condemed them to such a horror? Read on and find out.
Narrator: As usual Breakfast awaits our Beloved Crime Fighters.
Gary: Okay guys! Breakfastís on!
Rich: *sniffs* Hmm... Something smells good.
Britt: Like Bananas...what did you bake?
Erik: Oh god no, Benís bound to have a psychotic episode if he see that. We better make sure he doesnít walk in.
Leon: Too late...
Ben: Whatís smell... *Sees the muffins, eye twitches* ARGH!
Muffinman: Youíre dead Ben...
Ben: Youíll never take me alive... *Jumps out the window landing face-first onto the patio*
Gary: BWHAHAHA! Didnít think heíd do that.
Erik: *sigh* Now I know why you said make breakfast.
Gary: What? You expect me to make pancakes and sausages?
Rich: *Looking out the window* Uh... Benís not moving.
Gary: Heís fine.
Leon: *Also looking out the window* ...then why is he twitching?
Gary: Benís been through worse, remember when he threw himself off the Megalopolis Tower thinking Rita MacNeil was coming to eat him?
Ben: *Gets up and dusts himself* ARGH!
Rita MacNeil: Time for the main course! *Chases Ben*
Ben: *Runs away screaming*
Britt: Uh, you know it wonít be long before heíll burn down the neighborhood.
Erik: Guess our breakfast plans are scrapped.
Rich: Hard to believe we gotta stop our own co-worker. Let's go team!
*So the Sinister Five drive off*
Ben: ARRRRRRGGGG!! Must Burn stuff! *burns the closet building! Damn Rita MacNeil! ARrrrrggg!
*Finally somebody came into the fray to stop Ben, but it wasn't our heroes*
Cop Bot: Okay...stop right there renegade robot!
Ben: ARRRRRGGGG...Muffinman! *blazes several cop bots*
Cop Bot: Hostile Robot found near Sellmeyer street. Requesting back up!
Ben: *looks towards the cop bots but only sees the Muffinman*
Muffinman: I'm going to kill you Ben...right now!!
Ben: OVER MY DEAD BODY! *blazes whats left of the cops*
Muffinman: That all you got? Come on...I'm falling asleep here!
Ben: Grrrrr....*blazes a nearby hotdog stand*
Muffinman: *yawns* Was that a Fire Storm...or a "Lazy Storm"?
Ben: ARRRRRGG! STOP INSULTING ME! *prepairs to melt the entire street*
Gary: Ben! Stop it! Power down! *cools Ben with a barrage of Ice attacks*
Muffinman: *appears infront of Gary* You suck Fireman! EAT ME!!!
Ben: NEVER!! *blazes Gary*
Erik: Damnit Ben, knock it off already!
Muffinman: Your mother was a factory worker!
Ben: GGGGGGGRRR!! *blazes Erik*
Rich: Jesus...I've never seen him so bad!
Britt: You'd be surprised actually.
Muffinman: Eat crap and die Benny Boy!
Ben: DIE NOW MUFFIN FREAK!
Leon: Look out guys!
Ben: *fires a dosage of flames at the three of them, but misses and hits a fire hydrant*
Britt: Great...now look what he did.
Ben: *gets doused with water, and soon his delusions go away* Wha...what happend?
Britt: All this from breakfast...sheesh.
Rich: Well, you've maimed poor Erik and Gary. And destroyed a squadron of cop bots, and recked a public street, but besides that...Nothing.
Ben: That all?
Rich: Yeah...that about sums it up.
Erik: *is scarred* I donno how we'll explain this episode to the chief of police.
Gary: *is scarred too* I'm surprised Ben isn't sent to the Mental Institution...jeeez.
Ben: Oh come on guys...you know you love me. Heheheheheh.
*soon after the clean up, they teleport home*
Erik: Boy...what a morning. Glad that's all done.
Leon: Me as well. *yawns* Back to bed.
Erik: But it's only 10 a.m.
Leon: I'm tired...so sue me.
Gary: *turns on the TV* Time for the tube.
April O' Neil: *on the news* And in todays news, Jay and Silent Bob continue smoking a joint.
Ben: Yadda yadda, what else is new. *drinks a soda*
April O' Neil: Oh! This just in! The Sinister Six are attacking the Robot Museum!
Ben: *spits it out* WHAT!?
Gary: How can we be attacking something if we are sitting here on our asses?
April O' Neil: We go live to the famous heroes who have turned bad. Looks like one of them has something to say.
Gary: Holy craps...it's the old Sinister Six!
Erik: Wait...IRA...Jason, Tim, Andon, Scott, and...
*they all look at Gary*
IRA: *On TV* We are the one and true Sinister Six! We make the name actually work!
April O' Neil: OH dear...so you're gone bad?
Jason: That's right! We want to prove we are the one and only Sinister Six! We want the newbies to meet us out here!
Old Gary:That's right! We are calling you losers out! Come and fight us!
April O' Neil: You've heard it right here! The old Sinister Six are calling out the new Sinister Six, and want to battle them! What will they do?
*tv turns off*
Erik: Gary? Are you alright?
Gary: My friends...turned bad? It can't be right. It's not real.
Ben: I'm sorry man...I really am.
Leon: I can't believe it either...but we must do something.
Gary: They can't be real...did you see the other 'me'? How do you explain that?
Rich: I don't know...but we can't just let them loose on the city.
Britt: *hugs Gary* It's definatly unexpected, but we have to go.
Gary: I guess you're right.
Erik: Let's go team!
*they teleport out*
Narrator: Meanwhile, things are quiet at the Museum.
*six figures teleport in*
Erik: Okay, we're here, time to...
Ben: That's odd, where are they?
Rich: They were just here...where could they have gone?
Britt: Maybe it was a setup?
Leon: *gets bolted* OUCH!!
*the lights go out*
Britt: Or maybe...it was a trap.
*Jason soon appears and cuts a large area of the ceiling and it falls*
Erik: *catchs it* Damnit...they were waiting for us!
IRA: *runs in and scorchs Rich*
Rich: AAWWWWWW...they are attacking our weaknesses!
Gary: Two can play at that game. *Gary shoots a barray of Ice Slashers at IRA*
Andon: *jumps infront of IRA and blocks with a Thunder Beam*
Gary: Uggggg....*is blasted by Scott*
Rich: They're outsmarting us!
Ben: *blazes Scott, but he jumps way over the blast* Damn...we have the heavier artillary with this Transmetal Armor, but they got the experience!
Andon: *points in a direction and the old Gary is seen running that way*
Britt: What's he doing?
Old Gary:*freezes the air conditioner and it shoots out a blizzard*
Ben: Crap! It's getting cold in here!
Rich: Uggg...the deperature drop is hindering my speed...
Old Gary:*thwacks Erik who is still holding the ceiling part*
Erik: Damn! *drops it*
Tim: *picks up Erik and throws him into a wall*
Erik: *gets up* Alright team...it's time we fought back! AND NOW!
Ben: *blazes the frozen air conditioner and it goes back to normal* Hah!
Rich: *tosses Bombs at Scott who merley blocks with his own*
Britt: *slashes at Jason who blocks with his own Rolling Cutters*
Ben: *blazes IRA who fires his own Fire Storm in return* Hmmmm...neither one of us seem to be winning...
Erik: *fighting Tim in a grudge match* We seem to be equal in strength.
Gary: Agreed, all I'm doing with my old counterpart is making a huge ice sculpture.