NEW Sinister Six in:
Crisis on Earth-Capcom
Gary: Time for another adventure folks! So strap in and enjoy! Espcially since Ben, Gauntlet, and I wrote this one together! It mostly focuses on the plot of the two new Robot Masters that appear in the Megaman 1 Remake for the Playstation, called Megaman: Powered Up! (Rockman, Rockman). It features the exclusive Timeman and Oilman whom is already a PC bot...nice going Capcom. But anyways this epilouge features all the screwed up name changes in the EXE American Anime and some Captain N Robot Master designs. So enjoy one of the must zanny, idioticy, insane, epilouges ever dreamed up!
Narrator: It's yet another day at Sinister Six H.Q. But something
strange is amiss for our heroes! Yesterday the Sinister Six invited
their good friends, the Mechanical Maniacs for a small get together.
Right now the Mechs are on their way to the Mansion bringing their
dishes to share with their comrades.
Topman: Mmmmmmmhmm...when was the last time we got together with
the Sinister Six.
Hardman: Not for a while...since the housewarming.
Needlegal: Welp, I'm glad they invited us back. It's always great to
be with good friends.
Shadowman: Yeah we go back a ways...but now it's time to plot my
Snakeman: Revenge? What revenge?
Shadowman: You see! Tim's plan to get even with us for trashing his
base! Now the terms have changed!
Needlegal: But G...these are the new guys...Tim isn't part of the S6
Shadowman: Well, he should of thought of that before disbanding!
*everyone rolled their eyes*
Magnetman: Welp, here we are.
Sparkchan: I hope they enjoy my special Mango Sponge Cake.
Shadowman: *rubs hands vilely* Revenge....mwhahahahahaha. *rings door
*The door opens and to everyone's shock it's their archenemy ...*
The 'Maniacs: TORCHMAN!?
Torchman: Ahhh, greetings, my old friends. As you can see, there have
been a few .... changes int he team since last we all met. Now,
hopefully you can keep your manners during this -
Topman: Torch has infiltrated S6 HQ!
Hardman: Our buddies are in trouble!
Torchman: But -
*With lightning quick reflaexes the 'Maniacs hold nothing back as they
fire their weapons at the surprised Torchman! The resulting attack
throws Torchman deeper into the mansion! The 'Maniacs follow in
only to find some rather disturbing changes ...*
Sparkchan: What's going on here?
Snakeman: I dunno, but the place is a mess.
Shadowman: NO! It can't be .... it can't be this bad ....!
Needlegal: Don't worry, Shadow ... I know how much you care about Ice.
But he's a grown man (despite looking like a little kid in a fluffy
parka). He can take care of himself.
Shadowman: Ice!? I'm not worried about Ice! It's ..... MY REVENGE!!
Needlegal: Your .... revenge?
Shadowman: Look at this place! My revenge is ruined! RUINED!!
Magnetman: *ahem* well, Torchman seems to be out cold. Let's see if
we can't find our buddies in this mess.
Oilman Chibi: Oh no!
Shadowman: Who in Sodom and Gamorra are you?
Oilman Chibi: What you don't remember? I'm Oilman remember all those team ups
we had in the past?
Timeman: Indeed, I recall Spikegal, Magnetman and myself teaming up
when Super Chaos stole the twelve Sol Emeralds and become Hyper Chaos
days, five hours and twelve minutes ago.
Magnetman: Hyper Chaos? Spikegal?
Timeman: She is your teammate is she not? *Points to Needlegal*
Snakeman: And I thought DC continuity was confusing.
Shadowman: Well, this is all fun and all but I'll go see where the rest
of the Sinister Six is. *Walks up the spiral staircase*
Hardman: I wonder if there's anything to drink here.
*Hardman walks into the eerily silent kitchen and pulls an ice-cold
cream soda from the fridge, unknowing that he was being stalked*.
???: That's my cream soda you jerk!
Hardman: Wha? *Turns around* Fireman? What happened here we saw...
???: Fireman? I'm Torchman, and you're trespassing!
Hardman: Wait I... *Sees some more shadows* Oh sweet pilsner...
Cutsman: Well well, what do we have here!
Hardman: What the heck happend to you?
Cutsman: Nothing! I've never felt better!
Hardman: There's something seriously wrong going on here...
Torchman.EXE:: Step away from the fridge...
*meanwhile Gauntlet is trying to peice together what's goin' on*
Shadowman: Okay...something is very wrong here.
*Erik comes into the room*
Shadowman: Oh thank god, now to get to the bottom of this. Erik...
Shadowman: Why are you dressed like Windman.EXE? I know you used to be Windman and all...but...
Windblastman: That's WindBLAST Man Gauntlet.
Needlegal: Gauntlet! What's goin' on here?
Shadowman: I donno. Look it's Rich, maybe he can shead some light on
*However Rich comes in dressed like the crappy Captain N guy*
Blasterman: That's Blasterman if you don't mind.
Shadowman: Okay, that's it. Let's find Gary.
*Discouraged, Shadowman and those with him make their way back to the rest of the team ... right in time to be confronted by two Torchmen!*
Torchman.EXE:: Hey! What did you do to my buddy Torchman!? What's this about attacking our old friend!
Torchman: You miscreants! We invite you here and you blast me!
You're all so full of hate! It sickens me! You are the cancer on the
community! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
Hardman: Ummmm .... sorry?
Oilman: Well, "sorry"'s not good enough!
Snakeman: ANother PC moron!
Topman: What's going on here!?
Cutsman: You know, you can just come with me, kid. Into my van. I
like kids. I'll explain it all to you.
Topman: .... Gauntlet, Cutman is scaring me.
Shadowman: Cutman -
Cutsman: Cut-Ssssss-man! With an "ss". Like in scissors! The kind
used to cut up dead bodies!
Shadowman: Just shut up. You freak me out too.
Oilman (RR): Don't be afraid, ninja-pal! You're our friends! We're
all friends here!
Timeman: You're wasting time and dinner is getting cold! Come with
*The 'Maniacs take a few steps back out of sheer horror as the
Sinister Six advance on them.*
Torchman: There's no need to fight anymore, my friends. We're a team
now! A .... family!
Cutsman: A CLOSE family! hee hee hee!
Topman: Oh, GOD, why is he looking at me that way?
Oilman: You're one of us, compadres!
Oilman (RR): One of us...
Windblastman: One of us.
The S6: One of us.... One of us .... One of us ....
Snakeman: GET AWAY YOU WIERDOS!!!
Shadowman: Elecman and Ice aren't down here .... maybe they're all
right! Dear GOD let them be all right!
*The 'Maniacs dash towards the stairs and through the creepy, whacked
out Sinister Six team in hopes of finding answers!*
The S6: *Chasing them down the stairs, through the kitchen* ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
Shadowman: Quick! Everyone into the basement!
Sparkchan: Why the basement?
Shadowman: That's where Erik installed Ben's containment cell.
Topman: *Nearly gets grabbed by Cutsman* Eek! Hurry!
Hardman: *Knocks them all back with a Hard Knuckle* That's should hold
them back for a second.
*Shadowman throws a Shadow Blade at the command console while the Mechs
pile in with the adamantium door slamming shut behind them*
The S6: *Clanging against the door* ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Needlegal: Phew! Safe, for how long?
Snakeman: I don't think they'll be getting through that door anytime
???: Dear god I thought they got to you too.
Shadowman: Odin? What happened to the Sinister Six? Where's Gary?
Elecman: Three men who called themselves "the Writers" came and force
Oilman and Timeman upon us by the decree of "Capcom".
Topman: Capcom? Who are they?
Sparkchan: I don't know hun. Maybe a new villain?
Shadowman: Go on Odin.
Elecman: Then suddenly Oilman and Timeman were always a part of the
Sinister Six's adventures... then everything unraveled.
Shadowman: In other words you we're retconned.
Shadowman: Short for Retroactive Continuity, it usually happens when
someone goes back in time and changes the past. So these 'Writers' of
behalf of 'Capcom' went back in time and somehow convinced Dr. Light to
create an additional two robots.
Snakeman: And we're feeling the ripple effect of that and time itself
in unraveling. So what do we do Needlegal?
Needlegal: Needlegal? Who's that I'm Spikegal, remember?
Elecman: Oh no! She's been affected!
Spikegal: Mwhahahahahaha! That's right. Now you'll pay! *shes goes
to the door and unlocks it*
*The crazied S6 pile in*
Six: One of us! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Shadowman: Noooo! This is getting ridiculus!
Cutsman: Hey Topman...what do you say we leave these idiots and go up
to my room. I gots candy! *shows Topman candy*
Topman: Ewwww...that's discusting...hey...Tootise Rolls. *almosts
takes them* Hey! Wait a minute!
Shadowman: We got to do something about this!
Elecman: I've tried! And nothing works! And Gary's vanished! This
mess just gets worse!
The Insane Six: *continue chanting* One of us! One of us! *they try
to surround them*
Oilman: You can't escape the enivible.
Cutsman: *pinches Topman's butt*
Topman: Gauntlet! Doooo Something!
Shadowman: We need to get away from these bozos! *grabs everyone minus
The Crazied Six and SpikeGirl*
*Gauntlet puffs them all outside the room*
Topman: Quick! Lock the door on them!
Hardman: *slams the door and sits down in front of it*
Shadowman: Good they are trapped in there for the time being.
Elecman: Until we can come up with a plan to get the old Sinister Six
*everyone looks to Gauntlet*
Shadowman: I suppose you all expect me to come up with the plan?
Shadowman: *sighs* Fine.
*Everyone looks intently at Shadowman for some miraculous plan.*
Shadowman: As I see it, this all ....
Shadowman: Well, it all started with Oilman and ..... the other ...
Elecman: What's wrong, Shadow?
Shadowman: I dunno, I just ... it's getting hard to think.
Snakeman: He's losing it!
Hardman: Pull it together, man! You're our only hope for a plan!
Shadowman: I got it! It's HALLOWEEN!!
*Before their eyes, Shadowman changes shape and color!*
Shadowman H.: Ha-ha-ha-Ha-py halloween!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!