NEW Sinister Six in:
Enter The New Sparkster
Gary: Just when you think you know somebody by heart, they go off and surprise you. Well, this is a tale of betrayel, lust, and revenge. So sit tight in your seats and read on! Out with the old, and in with the new I always say. This Epilouge was also co-written by our new beloved Elecman, Leon!
Narrator: It was a normal day at Sinister Six H.Q. The sun is
shining, the bees are buzzing, the robots are zapping...
Ben: Damnit Odin. I said keep it low!
Odin: Sorry, I guess I got a little carried away.
Ben: We're never going to fix this socket if you shock the crap outta me.
Gary: As entertaining as this is, I think I'll eat something.
Ben: Stop standing around and help!
Gary: Almost done...
Odin: What's almost done?
Gary: Popcorn! *takes a bowl empties it out.
Ben: Ouch! Pay attention Odin!
Ben: Get over here and help!
Gary: *plops down on the couch* Hmmmm...donno, watching you guys is much more fun! *eats popcorn*
Odin: *whispers* Shall we get him?
Ben: *whispers back* Yeah...
Odin: So Ice, you ain't gonna help?
Ben: One, two, three!
*the both of them tackle Ice on the couch and steal his popcorn*
Gary: Hey! I popped that and everything!
Odin: *pops his mouthful* Sorry, workers keepers, lazyes weepers! Hahahaha!
Gary: *grumbles and decides to help*
Ben: Bout time, now see if you can reach that wire there.
Gary: *gets shocked by Odin* OUCH! This isn't my kind of work...espically when you're weak to electricity!
Odin: Sorrrrry...oh...be right back guys. I gotta call.
Ben: Hurry back! This outlit ain't getting any younger!
*In Odin's dorm*
Odin: Hello? I'm kind of busy right now, can I call you....
???: It's time.
???: Yes. The time to act is now Odin.
Odin: But...just when I was starting to connect with them.
???: Are you getting soft? Cause if you are, I can take care of that.
Odin: No sir, I'm ready.
???: Gooooood. Remember what we discussed. The Old Factory. Whipe them out.
Odin: Yes Sir! I'll initniate the plan now.
???: I don't want any screw ups Odin. This plan must be done correctly.
Odin: Yes Sir. Odin over and out.
*Odin stares off blankly in his room*
Odin: And so it starts...
*knock at Odin's door*
Odin: Yeah...what is it?
Erik: *opens it* Ready to head out? Dinner awaits.
Odin: Actually there's a problem at the Old Factory downtown.
Erik: Problem? I'm not aware...
Odin: Damnit Erik, must you guys always ask Questions. Just trust me!
Erik: Uhhh...alright. I'll get the others. *leaves*
Odin: *sighs* I'm gonna miss you guys...
*At the Old factory*
???: Now's the time to reveal myself to the Sinister Six. Hehehhehe. All this time, all this planning will finally
come into effect. I doubt Odin's loyalty at the moment, and even if he fails, I still got my secret weapons. Heheheh.
*A Familier roar goes off*
???: Yes my pet, you'll get your revenge soon. Very soon. *cackles madley*
*a flash of light and six figures appear outside the Old run down factory*
Erik: Okay, we're here Odin.
Britt: Yeah, what's so important that we had to meet here?
Odin: I heard of a disturbance.
Gary: What kind of disturbance?
Odin: Again with the blasted questions!? Just shut up and follow me! *runs into the factory*
Ben: Hmmmm...is it me, or has Odin suddenly become a bit flustered?
Rich: *shrugs* Hasn't he always been like this?
Britt: Not really, just this morning he was showing me some awesome tips about saving money at the Grocery Store.
Ben: He seemed jokingly happy when we wrestled the popcorn from Gary.
Gary: True that Benno.
Erik: Well, when a valued team mate is in trouble, we are there to aid. Let's go guys. *follows Odin*
Rich: Right you are big guy! Onward!
*they all follow Odin into the factory*
*Elec Man writes*
*meanwhile, three shadowy figures survey the factory from a nearby rooftop while readying their assorted weapons*
Black Clad Man: You're sure this is the place?
Armored Woman: Scanners don't lie.
Aloof Ass: I still don't see why the hell I've gotta work with you puds.
Black Clad Man: He's gotta point. This job's pay's barely worth a turd if the pay's split three ways.
Armored Woman: Don't bitch to me. I'm not happy with the pay either. But our employers insist none of us could capture him single-handly.
Black Clad Man: That's bullcrap. Old fuggers just doesn't want to cough up a dime, that's all-
*Armored Woman shushes the Black-clad Man while scanning the factory*
Armored Woman: Shut yer trap. I'm picking up half a dozen other readings too.
Black Clad Man: Who?
Armored Woman: "Ben", "Gary", "Erik", "Britt", "Rich" and "Odin". Whoever they are, our employers didn't mention them.
Aloof Ass: Wonderful. Bastards aren't even telling us the whole story.
Armored Woman: *frowns*You don't think they hired another team in case we get humped, do you?
Black Clad Man: Screw it. We're not being paid enough for this. I say if we run into these clowns, we shoot first.
Armored Woman: *nods* Old duffers can sort them out later.
Aloof Ass: ...Whatever.
*the three mercs leap over to the factory's rooftop, ready to move in. Meanwhile...*
Erik: *sees Odin standing in a darkned room* Okay Odin, what's goin' on in here that needs our attention?
Odin: I sense an evil force. Very strong one.
Ben: He's right. There's something here.
Gary: *looks around* I don't see anything.
Rich: Perhappes if Ben or Odin would shead some light here, maybe we can get a visual of our darkened surroundings.
Ben: *looks to Odin who does nothing* Alright, I'll do it. *lights up the room*
Gary: I still don't see anything.
???: Then perhappes you're not looking hard enough.
*everyone gasps at the horror in front of them*
Scorpion: Yes my old friends, it is I. How do you like the new look?
Erik: Scorpion? Isn't that the guy who thrashed Edward?
Scorpion: That is me alright Erik.
Erik: *shrugs* He knows all our names?
Gary: Sorry insect lips, but whatever you are planning, we are here to stop it!
Scorpion: I see...
Erik: What do you want?
Scorpion: To erase you. All of you.
Britt: We outnumber you, I don't think that'll happen.
Scorpion: You don't realize the situation that you all are in. You've been lead into quite a clever trap.
Odin: *rips off his Elecman costume* I won't be needing this anymore...*cackles*
Ben: What the hell is going on?
Erik: What are you doing?
Odin: Questions, questions, questions, that all you guys ever ask? Well don't worry, the answers will come soon.
Scorpion: Indeed they will. But for now it's time for a reunion. Remember this guy?
*A cage opens up*
Pulzar: *roars loudly*
Gary: Oh no...
Erik: Is that?
Britt: But how?
Odin: Yes, quite a monster isn't he?
Rich: Odin, how could you? All this time you were working for Scorpion?
Odin: Yeah, sorry about that. You know, I actually grown attached to you guys, but Scorpion has offered me something you guys can never hope of giving me!
Ben: Oh yeah...what's that?
Britt: *with tears* What about friendship? The power of a team?
Odin: Unfortunatly Britt...that's not what I crave. I crave...power. *stands next to Scorpion*
Scorpion: Yes, well, now that everything is going according to plan. Let's see how you all fair against the new and improved. Pulzar. Good luck. Don't disapoint me now.
*Scorpion gives the order to attack*
*Elec Man writes*
Gary: This is bull! We killed Pulzar, fair and square!
Scorpion: And we cloned him fair and square. I can't believe you'd just leave that thing's corpse just lying around.
*As Odin's draws his Soul Reaver, Pulzar lunges at Rich with its horn, but Rich leaps out of the way. He with quickly counters with a Hyper Bomb, but it does no damage*
Rich: Erik, if you've got any ideas, I'd like to hear them!!
*Erik chucks a crate at Scorpion, but Scorpion easily deflects it with a mental blast*
Erik: ...Nothing's leaping to mind!
Odin: *slashes at Britt* Who are you trying to fool? You can't take us all!
Britt: *dodges* Hate to admit it, but he's got us on that one! I say we fall back and-
*Pulzar leaps over the Sinister Six and blocks the exit*
Odin: Yeah, fat chance we'd let you do that.
Ben: You miserable bastard! If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!
*Ben furiously unleashes fire storm after fire storm, but Odin absorbs the assault with his Soul Reaver. Scorpion shoots him in the chest with a laser*
Scorpion: Playtime is over. You all no longer amuse me. Good riddance.
*Scorpion raises his tail, but before he sting Gary, an icey beam freezes Scorpion in place*
Britt: Hey, quick thinkin' Gary!
Gary: That wasn't me, but I'm happy to take credit for it!
*Odin charges his Soul Reaver, but before he can attack, the Aloof Ass leaps through a window and stabs his chest with a gunblade. At the same time, the Black-Clad Man leaps from the rafters and slashes one of Pulzar's eyes with a chainsaw.*
Erik: What the-?! Where did these guys come from?
Rich: Who cares? I'm more interested in who they're fighting!
Britt: Wait, that guy with the chainsaw. Is that-
Armored Woman: *spin jumps from a skylight* I still don't see why you need that thing, Elec Man. Harnessing raw electricity ain't good enough for you or something?
Black Clad Man: Stuff it, Samus! It's better than that dippy swordgun Squall's totin'!
Gary: Damnit! I hate Elec Man! Why can't we ever have just one on our team permanently?!
Elecman: What's that midget's problem?
Squall: For starters, that retarded outfit.
Samus: Cut the chit chat. They're not gonna be out for long. I'll keep the bug busy while the rest of you secure our target!
Elecman: Pffft. Like I needed you to tell me that.
Squall: Hey, who died and made you queen? It's the one with the sword I want!
*the befuddled Sinister Six watches the three do battle. Elec Man dodges the now-thawed Scorpion's laser blasts while retaliating with Thunder Beams. Samus gets slashed by one of Pulzar's claws, but counters with a plasma beam that penetrates Pulzar's thick shell. Squall and Odin are evenly matched as they effortlessly parry each other attacks, neither opponent gaining an advantage over the other.*
Rich: ...So...Are we winning...?
Erik: I guess. But I'm still gonna have to go back to, "Where did these guys come from?"
Gary: Well, maybe we should ask Elec Man. Out of everyone here, he's the one who we really know.
Ben: ...In theory.
*Gary and Britt approaches Elec Man, as he fires another Thunder Beam.*
Gary: Hey Andon, Edward, whoever, glad to see you back in action! What're you and these other guys doing here?
*Elec Man fires a thunder beam at a surprised Gary*
Elecman: What asshole are you babbling about? I'm Leon! And stay the hell away from my bounty!
Gary: Huh? You're all bounty hunters?
Samus: *dodges a claw* Bounty hunters, mercs. A little here, a little there.