The Sinister Six In:
By Frozen Darknes
Dr. Light: *pouring liquids into test tubes*
Andon: Hey, doc! What's up?
Dr. Light: Oh, I'm just-
Gary: Ooh, what's this? *breaks something* What does this button do?
Dr. Light: *slow motion* NOOOOOOOOO!
Gary: *presses button*
Tim: *gets up, fuming* Gary, I swear I am going to... Wait.. *looks at himself* AAAAAARRRRGH!!! MY JAW IS SQUARE!!!!
IRA and Scott: ROFLMAO!!!!
Jason: Wait a minute: *looks at himself and screams*
Dr. Light: GARY YOU MORON!!! *throttles Gary* You just pressed my phaser machine button!!!!
Dr. Light: You pressed this button, and it turned you into navis!
IRA: No wonder I can't drink anymore....
Dr. Light: Oh, and by the way, your netops are now looking for you... *gigglesnort*
Scott: Haha, I don't have a netop! I'm freeeeeeeeee!!! *runs and falls into a hole*
Andon: *sigh* Well, at least we don't have to fight...
Tim: I have an idea!
Jason: I'm listening!
Tim: And I just lost it.
Scott: Well, how about we split up and meet in three hours after meeting our netops? Then we will think of a plan to restore us to our normal forms. We will have to get a lot of blueprints and parts.
Everone else (minus IRA): *jaws drop*
Gary: You just said something smart!
Scott: I did?
Tim: Well, let's go!
*everyone warps away*
Later that day...
IRA: *sits down*
Voice: I've been looking for you everywhere...
IRA: Oh god, if I could pee myself, I'd do it now. *turns around to see Hinoken (FireMan's netop)*
Hinoken: Where've you been?
IRA: Hiding. And I shall continue hiding, because you look weird. *runs*
Hinoken: *grumblemutter* I'll get to him later...
IRA: *breathing heavily* That guy was freako...
Hinoken: I can hear you!
IRA: *censored*!!! I think I'll run now! *runs faster*
Hinoken: Aw, come on! We could play bridge or something!
IRA: I can't play bridge without any *censored* hands!!!
Hinoken: Damn, someone's picked up on swearing...
IRA: I blame you!
Hinoken: O RLY?
Keiji Inafune: Hey hey, time out!
IRA and Hinoken: Keiji Inafune?!
Keiji: Yup. I have something to tell you both. *turns to Hinoken* The phrase "O RLY" and the O RLY owl are copyright from some weird person who was bored and had nothing to do. So you are breaking their copyright by using copyright infrigement. And you, *turns to IRA* You have used the word *censored* twice, and that means that children around you could have picked it up and they are probably now saying it to their parents. People can't believe what you've just done.
IRA: *crying* If you had given FireMan at least one hand...
Hinoken: *turns around, arms crossed, sighing* You just wasted a whole bunch of lines.
Keiji: Well, excuuuuuse me!
IRA: *runs around* HINOKEN AND KEIJI INAFUNE IN A YELLING CONTEST!!! COME SEE!!! ONLY A 10 ZENNY ENTRANCE!!!
*a crapload of people crowd around Hinoken, Keiji, and IRA*
IRA: Oh yeah, I'm gonna make some moolah...
IRA: Oh, *censored*, I gotta run! *grabs all the zenny and runs*
Wanna know what happens next? Then wait, and another story will be up!