The Sinister Six In:
On the same day...
By Hunter Chameleon
Narrator: It was a day like another in Henryís Cave. This place
was designed so that every bad guy could rest without
the risk of getting attacked by its nemesis.
Iceman Red: I tell you, guys. Some day, Iíll destroy
MM2 Dragoon: Every team? Thatíll be quite a work.
How will you proceed?
Met King: Please, guys. This place is meant to rest,
not for working extra hours.
Torchman: Just shut up, you Iceman reject! If it
werenít my free night, Iíd so much ...
Super Chaos: Ssshhh! Some people are trying to
watch the news here!
Torchman: All right, all right. (thinking): If only
I could find a way to destroy the S6ís reputation for
TV reporter: ... the cat is still missing.
Yesterday, another attack of Rita Repulsa failed,
thanks to the Power Rangers. And now, the weather for
Torchman: Hey! Thatís it! (leaves the bar, and
mutters:) That should do it ...
***Later, in the S6ís house***
Jason: I cantí believe the Maniacs escaped again,
fighting some copycats.
Tim: Well, I guess we all have things to do. Such as
... making the groceries?
(As Tim finished his sentence, every other member of
the team left: Gary went to Clowmanís Circus,
prepairing some pranks, Andon headed to some political
congress, IRA locked himself in his room with a dozen
of bottles, Jason began to watch a DVD, and Scott
prepared the dinner)
Tim: Alright, alright... Sigh.
***In the store***
Tim: (doing a last check on his list). So, I got
everything. Time to pay.
Seller: You sure are one good customer! Let me offer
you this! (sprays Tim with sleeping gas)
Tim: Ugh ... Who ... did ... that? (faints)
(The seller removes his disguise. It is...)
Torchman: Who, except the mighty Torchman? Youíll
help a lot for this one, Gutsman ... (whips out a
strange device and points it at Tim)
Torchman: What was the formula again? Ah, yes.
ďMake my monster grow!Ē
***Back to the S6ís house***
Jason: Man, that was one good movie! Whatís on TV
TV reporter: We must stop your program for a news
flash. A new monster came destroying the city!
Judging from his appearance, could it be Gutsman?
Guts Dozer: Gwwrrraaaaahhh! GUTS SMASH!
(At the news, every S6 member came back in the living
Gary: Thereís no way this is Tim!
Scott: Besides, that looks like a Wily Warriorsí
Andon: This is a point, my bomb-throwing friend. But
Tim is still missing, and he went to town. Isnít it
Jason: I guess that we should go and try to sop that
IRA: A ... monster? *falls asleep*
Gary: Scott, itís your turn to carry IRA.
(The S6 teleport in town, and stare at the destruction
caused by the Guts Dozer)
Gary: Look! He destroyed everything but the karaoke
Jason and Andon: This can only be Tim.
Scott: There he is! Letís stop him!
(The S6 all attack at once, but the Guts Dozerís armor
is too strong! The Rolling Cutters bounce off and the
Hyper Bombs are sent away in some buildings.)
IRA: He stopped ... everything?
Scott: No way!
Jason: The Maniacs just teleported here! Letís ask
them to help us!
Gary: Thank God you guys are here! Tim's been turned
into a monster and he's wrecking havoc in the city!
None of us seem able to stop him, but with you all
here, we just might be able to turn the tide!
Guts Dozer: MWAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Snakeman: HmmÖ I guess thing turned out all right.
Needlegal: Yeah and we learned something as well.
Andon: Hey! Come on and help! Tim's gone nuts!
Needlegal: We learned that even if you have a cool
name, you're still the same person you always were.
Rita's guys had our name, but they weren't nearly as
successfull as we are.
Guts Dozer: GWAAAAHHH!!! SMASH!!!!!
IRA: You can't do the ending thing NOW! We still
need help over here!
Shadowman: Hm. Wonder what can be done with all these
Pokemon..... Must be some practical use for them.
Hardman: What do you think'll happen to them. Y'know
Shadowman: I imagine their Pokemon minds will
eventually fully take over and then the process will
Jason: LITTLE HELP HERE GUYS!!
Guts Dozer: GUTSMAN SMASH!!
Topman: Well until we win the Poke League, we areÖ
The Mechanical Maniacs!
Gary: Please, guys! Thereís some real trouble here
Shadowman: *throws a smoke-bomb*
(When the smoke dissipates, the Maniacs, strangely,
Jason: Aw, hell.
Andon: Thereís something that occured to me. How do
you think Tim turned into a monster?
Gary: He became really angry against something?
Andon: This is Gutsman, not Hulkman.
Scott: He ate something bad?
Andon: Not sure.
Jason: Magic, or something?
Gary: Judging from the way he behaves, he looks to
be controlled by someone.
Jason: So, weíll go and fight that guy controlling
Tim, and everything will turn back to normal!
Andon: There is a problem left, my blade-launching
friend. If we all go to fight that guy, the Guts Dozer
will destroy everything in his way.
Gary: So, Andon and I will track that dude and stop
him, and you guys will stalk the Guts Dozer. Good luck
! *teleports with Andon*
Jason: Hey! ... All right, letís go, guys ... Guys
(IRA, because of alcohol, fell asleep again, and Scott
is staring at a cooking shop)
Jason: Aw, nuts.
(A few minutes later, in Megalopolisí junkyard)
Gary: Youíre sure the signal came from here? Thatís
not some place for a villain!
Andon: Iím really sure, Gary. And if this is the one
person Iím thinking about...
(Both of them head for a small house, all built in
metallic scraps and parts of old robots. Only certain
peoples were needy enough to live in such a building,
and it was...)
Gary: The PC Team? Since when can they do that kind
of stuff, turning Tim in a monster?
Andon: We must go and see. This is the only way
weíll find out, my parka-wearing friend.
(As they enter in the house, they hear some
discussing, and the kind of sound effects that is
found in cheap monster movies.)
Andon: So, youíve got an idea to enter this place?
Gary (dressed as a pizza deliverer): Pizza Rock here
! Your Special Met with sausages is here!
Torchman: Pizza? For me? Just come in, Iíll pay
(Gary rushes in the living room and aims at Torchman)
(Andon takes profit of the diversion and ties Torchman
to his seat)
Andon: You really had to say that one, Gary? Now,
Torchman, explain us how you managed to control Tim.
Torchman: I guess I have no choice ... Times ago, I
worked with Rita Repulsa, and she used some kind of
wand to turn me in a giant monster. The previous days,
I went to that country and stole an upgraded version
of this wand, allowing me to control the monster.
Andon: And whatís with the TV?
Torchman: I set cameras following Gutsman, so that I
can see everything heís doing.
Gary: Look, the others are getting beaten! And ...
Ouch, thatís got to hurt.
IRA: Hey, itís a Guts Dozer! So, his weakness
should be the Bubble Lead!
(IRA switches his weapon to Bubble Lead, and aims at
Gutsman. Unfortunately, the gun was jammed, and the
bubble exploded, covering IRA in aqualine lead)
IRA: Oops ... (faints)
Scott: Take that! Super Hyper Bomb!
(Before he could throw the bomb, Guts Dozer sent a
dozen of Metools on Bombman, preventing Scott to move)
Bomb: Phizzzzz ... klik.
Metools and Scott: Holy...
*the big "BOMB!" onomatopeia*
(Scott is sent in upper atmosphere with the poor
Jason: (takes a Rolling Cutter in each hand): Time
for some ascension!
(Thanks to his Rolling Cutters, Jason can climb up
Guts Dozerís back, but ...)
Guts Dozer: Neck! Itching! Scrapping!
(Jason is sent away in a building, closely followed by
Jason: (with blades an inch of his head): I ...
donít think Iíll move...
Andon: And how do you stop that wand?
Torchman: No way I tell you!
(Gary shoots an Ice Slasher at Torchman)
Gary: And now?
Torchman: I wonít tell it!
(Gary scratches a blackboard with his nails)
Gary: And now?
Torchman: My ears ... I wonít tell it!
(Gary puts headphones on Torchmanís ears and plays
Torchman: Please, no more! Iíll say everything but
Gary: Pleased to hear this!
Torchman: ďI have headache!Ē
(As the formula was pronounced, Tim turned back to his
regular form, and the cameras deactivated)
Gary: (takes the wand) Thanks a lot, dude!
(teleports with Andon)
Torchman: Hey! Wait! ... Iím still tied!
(In the town...)
Tim (looking at the devasted city): Whoa ... What
happened? (Spots IRA and Scott): What happened to
IRA (still covered in lead): No ... nothing, Tim.
Scott (crushed in the ground): Nothing, really. And
Tim: Last thing I remember, I was speaking with a
seller, and ... (Coughes)
(Tim spits out a Metool)
Tim: What was that?
Jason (covered in dust, and Rolling Cutters in his
hands): Iím not sure. Say, what about going back
Police-bot: Not before you pay for the destruction
Jason: But it was the monster!
Police-bot: And the building you crashed into? And
the section of road your friend destroyed with his
IRA: Er, weíre kinda broke ...
SFX sound effect: *Poof*
(Gauntlet, Gary and Andon appear)
Shadowman: Iíll pay all of this. After all, weíre
your housemates, isnít it?
(As the bill is payed, the police-bot leaves the
Jason: Seriously, Gauntlet, you decided that on your
Andon (takes out some pictures of the Mechs turned in
Pokťmons): Gary ... ďpersuadedĒ him. And Iím still
wondering where he found so much money.
Shadowman: This was thanks to my (whips out device)
(Since everything is finished, the 6 and Gauntlet head
to the Base)
Tim: Some hero I turned out to be. Being controlled
by some Power Ranger device.
Andon: True. But it doesnít seem to have energy
anymore, so nothing like this will happen anymore.
Gary: Actually ... Gauntlet and I analysed this, and
it still can be used once. So, hereís my idea ...
(The Sinister 6 end the discussion with large smiles)
Tim: Yeah, thatíll do it...
*** In the PC Teamís base ***
Bitman: Thanks for the mending, Wave. I donít know
why, but these Maniacs attacked me!
Waveman: I heard it was some copycats, and they
first thought about us. Just drink some Energon. And
what do you want for a drink, Torch?
Torchman: Nothing, thanks. (thinks): I donít
understand how it failed. This plan was so perfect...
(Someone knocks at the door)
Torchman: Iíll open!
(Torchman meets a giant-sized, and very angry Super
Torchman: What the Hell?
Super Chaos: ME! SMASH! YOU!
(Super Chaos turns berserk, and destroys the base)
Super Chaos: SMASH! DESTROY!
Bitman: Help! He got me!
Super Chaos: Run away!
Torchman: This is ... But ... Iíll get you, Sinister
6! Iíll ... (gets squashed by Super Chaos)
Super Chaos: RRRAAARRGHHHHH!!!!!
(In the Sinister 6 base)
Shadowman: That was an awesome idea, Gary, using that
device on your good ole buddy Super Chaos.
Gary (eating pop-corn): Thanks, Gauntlet.
Topman: I just hope you guys thought about recording
Jason: No worry, guys. I prepared an extra-long VHS.
Hardman (drinking a beer): Ya got covered in lead?
IRA (passably drunk): I tell ya!
Scott (coming with a large plate of sausages): Who
wants some snacks?
*The end* "