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Havoc at Hogwarts Part Two
For the Prequel to this Epilouge, Click Here
Gary: Some people never forget. And some of those people include the wizards at Hogwarts. Ben and Gary had already completed their first year, and now it's time to go back for a second year. What plot awaits our heroes, will this be another unique parody, or something else?
Narrator: Another day at Sinister Six H.Q. And as usual the crew is relaxing on a nice Sunday Morning Brunch.
Leon: *taking notes* What do we need from the grocery store?
Erik: 2 boxes of Cheese.
Leon: *writes* 2 boxes of cheese.
Erik: 1 gallon of 2 percent Milk.
Leon: *writes* 1 Gallon of 2 percent Milk.
Erik: 4 dozen Tangereans.
Leon: *writes* 4 doze...Four Dozen Tangereans?
Erik: Man's gotta get fit. *flexs his muscles*
Britt: Good morning peeps. Going shopping?
Leon: Yup, just about. Anything you need from the store?
Britt: Maybe a pint of Mustard Pudding.
Leon: Mustard Pudding? *looks at Erik* 4 dozen Tangereans? What's wrong with you people?
Britt and Erik: *shrug*
Gary: *comes in* MAIL CALL!!
Rich: *flies in* My subscription come in yet?
Rich: *flies out*
Gary: Wait...Rich, you've got a letter. All of us have a letter.
*Ben, and Rich come back in*
Erik: A letter from Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Gary: *reads his letter*
Gary, you have been asked to return to Hogwarts for your 2nd term of study of magic and wizardry. You're expected to complete your term. Your list of books have been included below. We hope to see you back here soon!
Ben: Mine says the same, *groans* My first year wasn't exactly pleasant.
Gary: Right. If I remember correctly, we attended as our X-Force selves.
Ben: I wonder how they remember us, even though the time-line with the X-Force has been destroyed?
Erik: It's Dumbledore Ben. Welp, we've been invited to attend to. *Holds his up*
Ben: *sneezes and a flame burns through it*
Erik: Crap. I guess I'm not going then.
Britt: Erik! This will be fun! I'll go pack my bags now!
Erik: *sighs* Fine...I suppose we can take a year off and go study Magic.
Gary: Yay! I go back to Hogwarts, I hope I didn't lose that trunk...
Ben: We still got our stuff?
Gary: *rummaging though his old crap* I found my wand! Kick butt!
Rich: Are you guys serious about this?
Leon: Yeah...I mean, who needs magic. We got our own skills.
Britt: *comes back* So who's with me!
Gary: *glares at Leon and Rich*
Rich: Alright, fine. We'll go.
Britt: *hugs them all*
*And so at Diagon Alley our heroes...errr wizards buy their school supplies*
Rich: Uggggg...no technology what so ever!
Britt: *reading in her book of Hogwarts* Our powers won't work at Hogwarts. They have a special spell that cancels all electronic devices.
Rich: We're robots, wouldn't that mean we wouldn't work at all?
Gary: Dumbledore is looking out for us. Just our powers have been taken away. We can still move and function like any other human.
Britt: Those damn burocrats put a spell on us to limit our powers. Those jerks! What's their problem? If I had my powers I'd chop their heads
Erik: Yeah, well, you don't.
Leon: WHAT! THAT'S TOTALLY BOGUS!
Gary: Indeed. I suppose it's wise with Rich and Ben around. Our two resident physcopaths.
Rich: Funny, look at these ugly robes we have to wear.
Gary: I actually look good in mine.
Britt: *adjusts Gary's tie* My Slytherin Icey-Kins! GRRRRRRr...
Erik: So the rest of us still have to get sorted?
Leon: I suppose so.
Rich: *eats a candy that makes his mouth explode* GARY!!
Gary: Wasn't me. I forgot to mention. The candy in this world is a bit violent.
Rich: Now he tells me.
Britt: OH! Our train leaves in 15 minutes! Onward to Platform 9 and 3 quarters!
Rich: Come again?
Britt: Platform 9 and 3 Quarters!
Rich: Ummmm...there's no such thing...
Erik: Rich is actually right this time...how can there be a 9 and 3 Quaraters?
Britt: I donno! That's what the letter said. What do I look like? A compass?
Chibi Oil: Ohhh for petes sakes. It's over here you idiots!
*two figures come into view and stand behind the other S6*
Erik: What are you two doing here?
Chibi Oil: You think you're the only ones with acceptance letters? Pleeeeese.
Fushidane: Yeah! We want to learn how to use Magic too you know!
Leon: I see. So you know how to get onto the platform?
Fushidane: Must we do everything! Follow us!
*the S6 follow and see Oilman and TimeGirl run straight into a wall between Platforms 9 and 10.
Ben: This is going to hurt...
*they vanish through*
Erik: Okay...that's just not right.
Rich: Maybe it's those mushrooms we've been sniffing back in the Mushroom Kingdom cross over.
Britt: Better just do what they did. *Britt runs for the wall and goes through*
Ben: Well if she can do it, so can I! *runs and hits an old lady*
Old Lady: *baps Ben with her cane* Watch where you're going you young whiper snapper. *pulls out a muffin*
Muffinman: I'll make you my daddy Ben. Beg!
Gary: *grabs Ben and runs through the wall*
Erik: *sighs* I have a feeling this is going to be a loooooong day. *runs through the wall*
*the others follow*
Dark Figure: So the idiots want to learn magic do they? Well I suppose I'll just have to show them some real wizardy. During my long absense, it's time I showed off my new skills. hahahahahaha!
*meanwhile on the train to Hogwarts, the S6 are sitting in a room that sits six people*
Britt: I'm so excited! I always wanted to go to Hogwarts!
Gary: Me as well. Being a wizard kicks arse!
Ben: I'd rather just maim and destroy.
Leon: So, is this place any fun at all?
Ben: I suppose. You get to cast spells on people.
Gary: Quidditch was interesting. But I never got around to playing.
Britt: I just want to learn everything that I can. Absorb all of the Wizarding world!
*they all shrug*
Erik: I hope Megaopolis will be alright during our absense.
Rich: It'll be fine Erik. They've got The Mechanical Maniacs, The Cossack's Comrades, The Wily's Warriors, The The Ascendant Androids, The Metallic Mercenaries, Drastic Measures, and the EXE teams, and the X-Teams...
Erik: Alright Rich! WE get it!
Leon: So...*looks around* where are we going again?
Hagrid: First Years, follow me! Come on now! Don't linger around!
Britt: Wow...he's a half giant!
Ben: Looks like an ogre to me.
Gary: Still, I wouldn't want to piss him off.
Hagrid: Now if you all follow me here, I'll take you inside to meet yer fellow students and class mates!
*They follow Hagrid into the Great Hall where everyone awaits to meet them*
Britt: The ceiling is bewitched to match the outside weather!
Rich: Is that so...what if a bird flys around outside and decided to take a leak or something?
Leon: Or what if an airplane falls out of the sky.
Britt: The Weather guys.
Dumbledore: Silence please! I'd like to welcome everyone back for another year at Hogwarts. The rules are the same. Those who wonder into the Dark Forest will suffer dire consequences. I'd also like to introduce your new teacher of the Defense Against the Dark Arts! Proffessor Brutonus!
Dark Figure: *stands up and sits down*
Gary: That guy...something familier about him.
Ben: I sense it too...but maybe we're just imagining things.
McGonagall: When I call your name, please approach the chair and I will put the sorting hat on your head.
*Gary and Ben Approach first*
McGonagall: You two have already been sorted last year. You both are in Slytherin.
Ben: Can't we at least wear the Sorting Hat again?
McGonagall: With your head spewing flames like that? I don't think so. Go sit at your Slytherin table!
Ben and Gary: *grumble*
Gary: Good luck guys!
Ben: We'll be rooting for you.
Draco: Hey, there's something familer about you two.
Ben: *glares* Didn't I eat you last year?.
Draco: YOU TWO!? You have some nerve to return here!? Don't get any funny ideas this time.
Gary: Don't worry, we're all Slytherin buddies here.
*Ben and Gary snicker behind Draco's back*
McGonagall: Britt Roth.
Britt: *steps up to the Sorting Hat nervously*
McGonagall: Ummm...could you remove the blade upon your head miss Roth.
Britt: Oops, sorry. Hehehehehe. *removes the blade*
Sorting Hat: Ahhhh...I see a pure heart, an Eye for eagerness for learning. And what's this...? DANDRUFF!? Oh come on! A little Shampoo and you're going places! Anyways...RAVENCLAW!
McGonagall: Richard Katto.
Rich: Ugggg...can we please reframe from using last names?