Sinister Six Go Musical
they meet *Nsync (pretty silly eh?)
people in this story are infact real, and they pose
as Mega Man characters. I hope you enjoy it, so check
it out. It's kinda funny.
(It's high noon in Orlando Florida and The Sinister
Six are in a middle of a battle with the dreaded foe City Garage. *Jaws music*)
Edward: Take that you peice of crap! *fires a blast at City
Scott: Why does Eddie get to start all the introductions. It's
not fair damit!
Edward: Maybe when you're as hot as I am, and you can actaully
find a woman, maybe I'll let you start a story. Kay?
All: OH SHUT UP EDWARD!!!
Garage: You all are stupid to leave yourselves open
to attack. *fires a blast and blows the six back*
Tim: Ack! That's fighting dirty. I'm going to take you out
you big garbage heap!
Gary: He should change his name to Garbage Heap, he damn smells
Garage: You dare insult the mighty City Garage!
IRA: That's what Ice Man does best, now It's time to burn
some waste. *Fires a big, huge, large, gigantic (you
get the point) Flame that engulfs City Garage in torches*
Garage: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You puny ants can't do
this to me. I'm invincible. Nothing can stop me. I can't
belive I was beaten by a bunch of pansies. I'll sue!
I'll call your parents! I'll have your licence's dispended!
I will destroy you all....
Gary: Ah...shut up already and die. You're killing our ratings
with your useless prattle.
Garage: Okay...fine. *dies*
Jason: Good, now that's over. I can go back and update my websight.
Gary: You mean the porn websight you made. That one kicks
Jason: *stabs him with his blade*
IRA: *rolls his eyes* Hey look over there. *points to the
Orlando Collisum* I wonder what the commotion is over
Jason Don't know, let's go find out.
Tim: Might as well, there's nothing else to do.
Scott: Is there Food!?
Tim: How the hell should I know!
Scott: It's been 3 minutes into the show and I still haven't
Edward I don't know about food, but check out all the chicks!
IRA: *drolls* You got me convience Eddie, let's go!
(The six go to the Orlando Collisum to see what's up.
They approach one of the managers.)
Tim: Greetings, I'm Guts Man from infamous Sinister Six...
Scott: *nudges Tim.*
Tim: *glares at him* The famous Sinister Six. We want to
know what's wrong over here?
Manager: Oh thank god you're here. This is a
emergency *Nsync have locked themselves in their dressing
rooms! They can't get out. The door has been sealed
by a strange Metal Bar. Can you get them out in time
for their concert!?
(The six look at each other brieftly and break into
IRA: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're kidding right?!
Gary And this is an emergency?!*rolls on the floor laughing*
Manger: *looks dumbfolded*
(The six contiune laughing for a good 5 mins until Tim
gives them the cue to stop)
Tim: *clears throat from laughing so hard* Okay, we are *giggle*
Scott: *gets an idea* How about we go up and sing in their
place? I've been working on this song. It's rather kewl.
(Tim, IRA, Eddie, Gary, and Jason look at each other
and at Scott and start laughing again)
Edward: This is definatly one of my better days! *laughs more*
Gary: I'd make a joke right now, but I'm to busy laughing!
Manager: That guy does have a good point. We
only need five of you on stage. One of you can try to
get *Nsync out of the dressing room while the rest of
you can get on stage and stall...I mean sing until they
Gary *immitating the doctor from Star Trek* Damit Jim! I'm
a doctor, not a singer!
Tim: We are heros, not singers.
Manager: Please. It's only until we can get *Nsync
out of their dressing room.
Edward: Well alright. Maybe I can land a chick.
IRA: Is that all you ever think about? Is sex?
Tim: I'll go to take care of *Nsync. You guys get up on that
Jason: Oh no, you're not getting me up on that stage. You go
Tim, I'll Cut my way through the metal bar.
Tim: No, what we need here is a logic approach. I'll just
break the door down with my strength.
Gary: Besides Jas, you got a good voice. Or at least I hope
Jason: *smacks him*
Tim: Okay, Sinister Six reunite!
(Six raise their hands and a large flash shrouds the
outside of the collisuem in a bright light and the six
crowd of peope: Ack! I can't see!
(In a flash Guts Man appeared in front of the dressing
Tim: Hello? Is there anyone inside?
Chris: Yes, we are in here you idiot! Where else would we be?!
Tim: Well, you're supposed to be on stage. You know...singing.
Just get us out of this here pad!
Lance: (Rolls his eyes) JUST GET US OUT!
(Soon the rest of the six are standing out on stage
with *Nsync's microphones and instruments.)
Edward: Well, here we are. With over 12,000 people watching
us. *looks at audience*
IRA: *pics up a mic* How do you use these things?
Gary: Hey Scott, your mic looks like an icecream cone.
Scott: It does doesn't it? *takes a bite out of it and get's
Gary: *laughs evilly*
Scott: Why you two timing jerk! I'll kill you! *chases him
around the stage*
(The audience laughs like a crowd of clowns and the
manger puts his hand on his head)
Manager: They can't be this bad?!
Edward: I feel like a dunce, they all are laughing at us.
Jason: I know, what should we do?
IRA: *Looks at Scotts song* Start singing I guess
(IRA, Jason, and Edward start singing Bomb Man's song
as he chases Gary around the stage.)
Jason, Edward, and IRA:
We are brave.
We are bold.
We are what makes life intresting.
Look at the power that we hold.
(They then catch Gary and Scott's attention which get
intrested in the song and they start singing along)
Manager: Hmmmm...these guys aren't half bad. *picks up cellphone*
five of them:
Sure we are evil, dire and vile
But we also are hero's
When you need help, you know who to dile.
But we also are hero's.
Willing, powerful and strong.
But we also are hero's.
We are stronger than a banana.
(Six stop singing right there)
Edward: Bomb Man! You idiot! Strong and Banana don't rhyme!
Gary: And we're not stronger than a banana! Maybe an apple,
but definatly not a banana.
IRA Can I burn the crap outta Ice Man now?
Gary: Uh Oh.
Edward: Not if I beat you there.
(The five start chasing Gary all over the stage and
the audience laughs more)
Manager: *sighs* It was good while it lasted.
Tim: *Enters onto the stage*. Let's give a hand to my fellow
Sinister Six members!
(They are still chasing Gary all over the stage)
Tim: *sighs* Now what you've all been waiting for. *NSYNC!!!
(The crowd comes up to a humoungus uproar as *Nsync
enters the stage)
Justin: Hey all! Whaz up! You ready for some Pop Rock!?
Joey: I'm sure they are Justin.
show them how to rock and roll!! *JC starts singing*
(Even with The Six chasing after Gary, *Nsync still
manage to sing.)
It's tearing up my heart when I'm with you
But when we are apart, I feel it too
And no matter what I do, I feel the pain
with or without you
JC: *JC breaks into a solo*
Baby I don't understand
Just why we can't be lovers
Things are getting out of hand
(Soon the six stumble upon Nsync trying to catch Gary
and things did get out of hand)
Lance: Ack! What are they doing!
Chris: Look out you idiots!
(The Six then smash into the instruments and destroy
just about everything on stage trying to catch Gary
and the entire stage blows up)
IRA: *wakes up* Where am I?
Edward: *wakes up as well* Looks like we're in the hospital.
Gary: Don't look at me.
Scott: I haven't eaten crap through this whole damn episode!!
Joey: I'm kinda
Scott: Who are you?
Tim: That's Joey, from *Nsync. You know, the concert
Scott: Oh yeah.
Justin: You guys are wack! You know dat!
IRA: Whatever dude, let's get out of here.
Tim: We can't, we got to pay for the damages.
Chris: Damn straight you do! You got to pay for our instruments,
all the money that we were supposed to make at
the concert, our mics, our equipment...*continues yapping*
You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Edward: For once, I'm with you Gary. *looks at Tim*
Tim: *nods and smiles evilly* Sinister Six reunite!
Lance: Huh? What's that mean?
(Six leave the scene with a large bright flash, leaving
*Nsync: Ugggggg…we're blinded.
Chris: NOOOOO! Now we are stuck with the bills! Damn them Sinister
Justin: Come on Chris. Those homeboys aren't that bad. They
are pretty funny.
Lance: Just shut up Justin.
(The six then teleport back to headquarters)
Tim: Some hero’s we turned out to be. Destroyed a whole concert
Edward: (Points to the TV) Look!
Newslady: And thanks to the Sinister Six, The
crowd at the Orlando Collisuem loved tonights show!
Girl: They sung this spectacular song, then started
telling really funny jokes, and then joined up with
*Nsync and made the most awesome special effects. I
hope they get to tour with *Nsync one day. The Sinister
Six are awesome!!
Tim: I don’t believe it.
Edward: We’ll believe it. We are house hold names. Now maybe
I can pick up a chick with a little more ease.
Jason: True, that and Maybe *Nsync will stop sending us death
threats in the mail.
Gary: Never mind IRA.
Scott: Hey all, that's a good idea! Let's start our own band
and go on tour! I can write the lyrics! Tim, you can
be the leader of the group, as usual, Eddie can be the
chick magnet. Gary can be the bass player. I know how
IRA loves playing the drums, and Jason can dance! Doesn't
that sound awesome!
(Tim, Gary, IRA, Jason, and Edward run out of the room)