Sinister Six In:
Iceman Goes to Neverland
Andon: Sometimes it makes me wonder just how annoying our little
Eskimo is. Well, we'll see just 'how" annoying he can
be to a never aging fourteen year old who himself enjoys
a lot of fun. Oh boy...
Narrator: At Sinister Six Headquarters a stir is caused adruptly
as Gutsman notices his Garth Brooks CD's.
Tim: Where is that damn Eskimo! *Tim storms around Headquarters
with steam blowing out of his ears.*
Jason: I donno...why?
Tim: He said he's shine them up nicely...AND LOOK WHAT HE
*Tim showed Jason his CD's. But they were soaked and
shown signs of being put into the Sinister Six Washing
Jason: Whoah...guess he got the wrong kind of squeaky clean...
*Scott comes running into the room bawling*
Tim: What's wrong with you?
Scott: Gary ruined my chocolate chip cupcake recipe! He said
he put a secret ingredent in!
Tim: *looks at the chocolate chips* They look like chocolate
Jason: Do chocolate chips sprout legs and start moving?
Tim: *sees beetles move around in the cupcakes*
Tim: Aaaahhhh! *drops them to the floor*
Scott: That's the secret ingredent!
Tim: Sorry Scott...
Andon: *comes storming in as well* He did the ultimate horror!
Tim: Shave your hair?
Jason: Feed your Pokemon Cards to the next door neighbor's
Scott: Ate your Bean Burrito and farted just to spite you?
Andon: Goodness no! He spiked my Pink Lemonade!
Tim: How can you tell?
IRA: *outside acting drunk*
*Soon all the S6 were complaining about Gary's childish
Tim: Fine...I'll go talk to him. *Tim said exiting the room*
Gary: I didn't do it.
Tim: JUST GET OVER HERE!
Gary: *comes in* What's the problemo Timbo?
Tim: *grabs him by the collar* Don't you 'what's the problem'
Me! Your pranks will stop!
Gary: *repeats in broken record* Yes Tim, Yes Tim, Yes Tim.
Tim: Eh? *sees that it's a dummy and blows up in his face*
*with face darkened* .......................
*The entire H.Q. shakes by Tim's yell*
Jason: *covering ears* This can't be good...
Narrator: And so, when things finally quieted down. Later that
night a figure patrols the outside of the Head Quarters.
*Window Opens and the figure stumples in*
???: Where is that darn Shadow at?
Shadow: *blows raspberry as it sticks to the ceiling*
???: Get down here now Shadow!
Shadow: *gives figure the middle finger*
???: Grrrr...*flys up at it waking up Iceman*
Gary: Hey! Who the heck are you!?
Pan: *stands upright with his hands at his thighs*
I'm Peter Pan! Who're you?
Gary: ............. *falls on the floor laughing*
Pan: Hey...come on...It's not that funny...
Gary: *continues rolling around laughing*
Pan: How would you like to go to Neverland and Prank
all you want?
Gary: *stops laughing suddenly*
Pan: I've heard all about your and your childish
deeds! And I'd like to welcome you to my home!
Gary: Yeah, sure. Why not. I can use a good vacation from
fighting bad guys all the time. When do we leave?
Pan: Why right now of course! All we need is a little
pixie dust and...
Gary: *putting on a rocket pack* Uh...I don't do the Pixie
Dust thing. Sorry Kiddo.
Pan: Any Happy Thoughts?
Gary: *thinking of his next prank* Oh...that shouldn't be
Gary: Ah! Before we go, I gotta say a few good byes.
*meanwhile in Tim's room*
Tim: *flipping through a book* Ahhh...Long John Silver is
a good inspiration. I wonder if I can use this strategy
on a certain white Eskimo...
Gary: *outside Tim's window* Hey Tim! Peter Pan's taking me
to Neverland! Cya in a long while!
Tim: *not even looking* Yeah...err...whatever Gary. Cya later.
*doesn't believe him*
Gary: You'll be sorrrrrrrrrrryyy! *flies off*
Tim: Uh huh...sure. Whatever Gary. *goes back to reading*
(And so Iceman flies with Peter Pan to Neverland where
he can prank all he wants)
Pan: Welcome to Neverland Iceman. Here you can act
like a little boy all you...*looks around* Hey...where'd
1: Ahhhh! What are you doing!?
Gary: Look! I'm going fishin'! I already caught a big one!
*Peter sees Iceman holding one of the Mermaids on a
Pan: ICEMAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Gary: *putting the wiggling mermaid on a barbque* We're HAVING
Pan: *runs in and throws the mermaid back in the
lagoon* NO! We don't eat Mermaids!
(Later that Day)
*Peter hears yelling from not to far off*
Pan: What the heck is that on the window? *looks
at a squatted bug on the window seal*
Pan: What!? What HAPPEND!?
Gary: *comes into the room with a humongus fly squatter* Well,
I thought it was a wasp. The way it was buzzing around
my head. It was highly annoying!
Pan: THAT WASN'T A WASP, THAT WAS MY FRIEND TINK!
Gary: It was?
Pan: *peeling her off the window* I do believe in
fairies...I do...I do...I do....
Gary: I don't think a large amount of clapping is going to
bring her back after that smack...
Pan: QUIET YOU!!
Tinkerbell: *starts to shine weakly*
Pan: She's going to be alright.
Pan: HOOK! YOU FOUND MY BASE!
Hook: Well it was quite easy after following the
trail of M@M's that Eskimo stole from my ship.
Pan: *looks at Iceman with a glare*
Gary: *with mouth full of M@M's* Wha? I got hungry. All you
got to eat around here are blasted Berries!
Hook: Now that I'm here! Let's duel Pan!
Pan: *drawing out his sword* You got it Hook!
*So they agree to fight at the Jolly Roger*
Hook: Witness my pirates as I run Pan through!
Pan: I don't think so old cogger!
*they begin fighting, but the second that Peter is about
to finish hook off*
Gary: Hey Peter! *trips and knocks into Peter and he misses
his jab at Hook*
Pan: You made me miss...blasted clumsy ox!
Gary: Hey, I'm not clumsy, just walking imparred!
Hook: *strikes Peter down* Now feel my wrath!
Pan: *gets out from under him and swipes Hook off
Hook: Oooaf...*falls down again*
*again he prepares to finish Hook off but...
Gary: Hey Peter! *trips and dumps a bucket of water on Peter's
Pan: Oooooaaf....HEY! YOU IDIOT!
Gary: Hey...no need for name calling...
Hook: *pins Peter down again* Now you die Pan!
Pan: *gets out from his grip and prepairs to fight
again* Iceman...I'd prefer you'd go back to the Never
Tree and stay there!!!
Gary: Fine...but you'll be sorrrrrrrrrrryyyy. *flies off on
Pan: Finally...(continues battling and defeats Hook)
*Soon after a rough battle, Peter later comes home to
see his tree house burning as kindling for a fire.*
Pan: MY HOUSE! WHAT HAPPEND!?
Gary: Well, I decided to use the wood from the tree as kindling
for a fire. I cooked dinner! *shows a burnt up deer*
Pan: HOW COULD YOU GUYS JUST WATCH HIM BURN DOWN
OUR HOUSE!! *to the lost boys*
Boys: Sorry Peter...we couldn't stop him...
Pan: *rips his hair out in frustration* THAT'S IT!
YOU ARE BANNED FROM NEVERLAND!
Gary: What? Me? I just got here!
Pan: You smash my Fairie, you burn my house, *is
poking at Iceman's chest*, you try to cook the mermaids,
you keep ruining my battles with Hook. WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU!? WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP!!
Boys: *cover their mouths in horror*
Gary: Did you just say...grow up?
Pan: OH my...look to what I've become. *sits down*
Gary: *pats him on his back* Don't worry Peter. You're just
angry. I know I'm not the best role-model for everyday
children, but you got to give me some credit.
Pan: Oh yeah...why's that?
Gary: I'm great at doing the laundry. *shows their clothes
Boys: Uh...oh. I think he's gonna explode.
Pan: ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! IT'S BACK TO MEGAOLPOLIS
*Later Back at home*
Tim: Some heroes we turned out to be. Looks like we missed
another big adventure.
Jason: True. That and Gary has something already planned.
Tim: What do you mean?
*Gary brings out heilum balloons*
Gary: *sucks on one of them*
*lights dim and the curtain opens*
(Alvin And the Chipmunks theme song starts to play)
*Gary, Jason, and Scott come in dressed like the Chipmunks*
Gary: *comes in dressed like Alvin* We're the chipmunks.
*spells it out* C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K.
*They fall off the stage and land in the instruments*
Tim: *rolls his eyes* Oh no...
Jason: *comes in dressed like Simon* We're the chipmunks, guaranteed
to brighten your day.
Scott: *comes in dressed like Theodore* We're the chipmunks,
Alvin, Simon, Theodore.
Tim: That's the thanks I get for buying helium balloons.
*sighs as he leaves*
Tinkerbell: *flies by angerly in crutches and turns off the epilouge*