Sinister Six In:
The Sinister Six VS The Insidious Six
by ...... Gauntlet? Now THAT'S a crossover!
Andon: Welp, I always start off every story, so I'll do my
introduction. (clears throat). Today's society needs
a new change. Democracy is a powerful way to run the
Government, so let me start off by saying, that this
New World needs a new reign of leadership. I can recommend
that… (music starts for the show to start)
Andon: HEY! I'm not done yet! I haven't finished my introdu…
cut off by the Narrator)
Narrator: Today in Sinister Six HQ, Iceman has yet another….
sounded off as somebody enters the studio)
Andon: (grabs the Mic from the Narrator) This is not fair,
I have to finish my speech, it's important. Now… (gets
Narrator: (grabs the Mic back) Please get back Andon, the story
has to start! Even Edward had only a few seconds to
finish his Intro.
Andon: Oh, all right! It's obvious that no one cares about
what I have to issue. So go ahead and start. Don't come
running to me when you have to end up paying more taxes,
and the world gets corrupt under bad leadership. Don't
come to me when… (Andon gets cut off)
Narrator: (clears throat) Today in Sinister Six HQ, Iceman has
yet another dream.
Light: (holding Iceman on a stretcher table) Hurry
Rock! Get the wire snipers here quickly! (Iceman's screams
can be heard all over the Lab)
Rock: Here Doc! (covering his ears) What the heck is wrong
Light: I don't know! One second he was fine, then
he started going berserk!
Roll: Here Doc! I got the Robot Kit!
Iceman: (eyes starting to glow blood red) I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
(his voice changed with evil)
and Gutsman were frightened and were shaking helplessly
in a far corner)
Roll: He's possessed Doc! I've never seen a robot act like
Light: He's not possessed Roll, something is terribly
wrong with his emotion circuitry!
Rock: (covers his hears as Iceman's screams and yells started
to become less human by the second)
Rock: This is freaking me out!
Iceman: (voice shouting out) KILL HUMANS! KILL ALL THAT HELP
(The stretcher table started to shake violently)
Light: (swears)! This isn't working! We'll have
to deactivate him!
and Roll nod in agreement)
Light: HOLD HIM DOWN!
over Iceman's enraged screaming and yelling)
Iceman: (evil voice) NO DEACTIAVATION! I WILL NOT PERISH! (grabs
Dr. Light by the Collar)
(Iceman's chip starting commanding him) A ROBOT MUST
NOT HARM A HUMAN BEING
lets go of Dr. Light)
Light: Oh dear!
Rock: NOOO!! (blasts Iceman in the chest with a phaser gun
knocking him off the table)
Iceman: (gets back up and looks at the cowering Cutman and Gutsman)
Iceman: Come with me fellow siblings! Leave this insane prison.
We are not made to help humans! They mock us! They think
they are higher than we are! NEVER!
Cutman and Gutsman could do was quiver in the corner)
Rock: LEAVE THEM ALONE! (fires another shot which hits a weird
contraption behind Iceman)
Iceman: (Dodges) Fine! Robot Swine! I shall destroy you all
after I get more power! (lets loose a devilish scream
as the contraption behind him explodes and vaporizes
Iceman before everyone's horrified eyes!)
Rock: Dr. Light! (running to his aid) Are you alright!
Roll: Never have I seen such devilish personality in a robot
before. Did you see his eyes?
Rock: What happened?
Light: I'm afraid there's nothing you can do, Rock.
What you hit was a teleporter and I'm afraid Iceman
can be absolutely anywhere. He may even be ...... We
must rebuild the remaining 3 robots. Iceman's Chip will
prevent him from harming any humans. I built that in
all my robots.
Rock: So what shall we do now?
Light: Build another Iceman, take out the emotion
chip enhancer. The new Iceman will be much different
than his brothers. He won't have as much emotion, but
his devotion will be a great addition. No longer will
he care about what Human's think of him.
Roll: (looking at Gutsman and Cutman shaking in the corner)
What about those two chickens?
Light: Erase this moment in their Memory Banks.
I don't want them to remember this moment. For not even
I want to remember it…(voice fades out) it…it…it
Gary: (awakes violently in his bed with a scream)
(The rest of the six come running in)
Andon: Gary, dude! Are you alright?!
Gary: So the story is true!!
Tim: What are you talking about? What story?
Gary: The story that Red told me!
Jason: Oh, that hubba jubba about him being the "real" Iceman?
IRA: Give us a break, you know as well as we do that wouldn't
Gary: No!! (covering his face). It's all true.
Tim: If it was true, Jason and I would of known about it,
because we were built before you.
Jason: Right. You were the 3rd Sibling. Surly we would of known
if Red went Berserk, and Dr. Light replaced him with
Andon: Indeed. That Red guy is just a Iceman copy cat who dresses
up in a red parka telling false stories.
Scott: (just nods)
Gary: You don't understand. Dr. Light erased your memories
after that event. Tim's and Jason's. That's why you
Tim: I highly doubt our creator would keep something like
this away from us.
Scott: How come he didn't erase your memory then?
Gary: I never knew about it either until Red told me upfront.
Andon: Like I said, He's just a fibber.
Gary: I swear that this story is true. Contact Dr. Light!
that instant the alarms start blaring off in Sinister
Tim: Later, we have trouble.
at an old Power Plant)
Chaos: This is the power I need to become stronger!
Mwhahaha! (grabs a coolant tube of chemicals…)
Chaos: WHAT THE !?
Hold it right there Super Chaos!
Chaos: Oh no! The Sinister Six! Why must they always
Wrong, we aren't the Sinister Six, we are their replacements!
THE INSIDIOUS SIX!
figures appear from the shadows)
Jim: Me the leader. I'm Groundman!
Brandon: I still think I should have been the leader…but anyways.
Larry: Wouldn't of worked if we were to mimic the Sinister
Six, I'm Coldman!
Dot: Ummm…duh. I'm Pirateman! (play acting like Scott)
Dot: (to himself) Why do I have to act like the stupid one!
Nelson: You all shall feel our wrath. Magicman is my name!
KIRA: And finally, it's me! Burnerman! (she laughs insanely)
Chaos: I'm not amused! Let's get this on!
the plant the Six arrive)
Tim: Whoa, the teleportation seemed a bit slow today, we
might need to upgrade it.
Andon: Indeed Tim dude….wait, do you hear that?
Jason: Yeah, sounds like a battle going on inside the plant.
Tim: Probably Super Chaos fighting with the guards of the….wait
a minute…The Plant has no guards.
Gary: Quite interesting. Maybe Super Chaos is fighting a reflection
of himself in the mirror.
Scott: Maybe! You never know!
(At the instant Super Chaos comes running out of the
IRA: What the heck?
Chaos: (yelling as he retreats) These guys are impossible!
I give up! (runs away)
Tim: Now that was odd. We didn't even have to lift a finger.
Andon: Right…but wait. Look at the plant.
figures stood in the cloud of smoke from the aftermath
of the intense battle)
Tim: Who are they?
to get a clear view of them)
Jim: I'm Jim. And we don't do re-runs on this team. You guys
shoulda arrived sooner.
IRA: Right. So, what's your deal fighting Super Chaos? He's
OUR villain. It kinda goes against the team rules if
you start fighting another team's villain.
Jason: It's against the rules
Nelson: Oh, there's rules for "Megaman Teams"? You
can't tell US what to do!
Jason: We're not telling you what to do, we just want you to
find your OWN villains.
KIRA: We're hot stuff and if you can't take it, get off the
shoots flame bursts at the eskimo making him jump back
Scott: Hey ...... that's not cool.
Larry: Cooler than you!
Andon: Alright, alright. Let's just simmer down. Simmer down.
two teams settle down.)
Andon: Alright. Now. Let's start over. I'm Andon and this is
the Sinister Six. Who're you guys?
Dot: I'm Dot and we're ....... the Insidious Six!
Dot: The Insidious Six! Our team is just full of kwirky characters
like our leader, the ground element Jim! The peace-loving
Brandon! The cleaver prankster KIRA! The cute (but somewhat
Scott: HEY! You're copying us!
Dot: No we're not.
Scott: Are not!
Dot: Are too!
Tim: MAN! This is worse than those PC guys!
Andon: Uh, I must say, even I am a little perturbed by all
this. I mean ........ couldn't you at least call yourselves
Brandon: I don't see why we'd have to!
KIRA: You're all just jealous! We have the power and your
old villains. You're all too old school.
Tim: "Old school"!?
IRA: We can't just take this!
Andon: I'd have liked to find a peaceful solution to all of
Brandon: I'm afraid the time for talk is over.
Gauntlet: THEN IT'S AGREED!*
Gary: ..... Gauntlet? What are YOU doing here?
Gauntlet: In addition to being a ninja I am an official Medafighter
referee. At least for today.
Gary: ...... I see.....
Jason: How'd you get here so fast.
Gauntlet: I was following you. But nevermind that! I declare this
a submission robattle! Competitors, get ready .........
Nelson: Defend yourself!
Tim: Defend THIS!!
picks up a boulder and hurls it at Groundman!)
uses his drills to not only crush the boulder, but also
to send a rolling jab at Tim!)
Brandon: Is it our turn yet?
sends out a burst of electricity at the Sinister Six!
It seems about to hit the team until Andon puts himself
in the line of fire!)
Andon: ARGH! I thought I could ..... absorb .....
falls from the strain of absorbing Dynamo's more powerful
KIRA: Watch out, old timers! Mwa hahahahahahah!
speeds towards the team, but IRA moves in to deflect
IRA: You may think you're hot stuff, but you're nothing compared
shoots his firestorm, but KIRA just dashes right through
KIRA: Don't look so dissappointed, pops!
grabs IRA's underwear and gives him a wedge!)
KIRA: HAHAHAHAHAH! Old man Fire's got thyroid issues!
KIRA: Be a sport old man and just give up already.
Jason: Get bent, lady!
uses his rolling cutter to send KIRA springing backwards
to avoid it!)
Jason: You think you're hot stuff, but we've been here for
shoots his rolling cutter again, but it's cut in half
by Nelson's Magic Card!)
Jason: My ..... my cutter!
Nelson: So sorry, but it looks like you're weapon's outta commission.
Jason: OH YEAH!
turns his hand into a buster and creates another rolling
cutter to throw, but Nelson is faster and tosses Jason
aside before he can use his new weapon!)
Scott: Looks like none of ya are exploding guys like good ole
gets ready to shoot a bomb.)
Dot: Duh ..... you so sure 'bout that?
shoots a remote mine at scott's bomb and it explodes
on impact with a force more powerful than Bombman's
runs forward, mallet in hand!)
Gary: Looks like it's up to Iceman to put you freaks on Ice!
then Gary runs straight into a wall of ice.)
Larry: Sorry, buddy, but that's a no-go.
Brandon: Let's finish this!
and Dot use their powers to destroy any opposition left
in the Sinister Six!)
Gauntlet: And the winner is ....... TEAM INSIDIOUS SIX!
Jim: Some heroes they turned out to be. Heh heh heh.
Brandon: Look! Witnesses!
Newslady: ...... and thanks to our new heroes the Insidious Six,
Super Chaos is once again defeated....
Jim: I don’t believe it.
Brandon: Well believe it. We are house hold names.
Insidious Six walk off to talk to gathering reporters.)
(Later, the Sinister Six regroup in their base.......)
Tim: Incredible! We've never lost a battle before!
Jason: Dude. We plain stunk.
Andon: These new guys seem to have the advantage. They had
all our abilities but only more upgraded. No wonder
we got our butts kicked so badly.
IRA: So what do we do now? We can't let them go on and take
Gary: We do need a vacation…
Andon: Nooo! We are the worlds hope. It wouldn't be right if
someone just walked around acting like you. These guys
aren't trying to be heroes: they are just mimicking
the way we fight crime.
Tim: In other words, they're mocking us.
Andon: Right my big, boulder-throwing friend.
Scott: (bawling) It isn't fair.
Andon: Well, Groundman seemed to be the most unintelligent
member, but he matched ole Tim in size and strength.
Andon: Burnerman seemed to have possessed the "prankster of
the group" like Ice. But he matches IRA's abilities
in firepower. Hmmm…this all gives me an idea.
Tim: What do you mean?
Andon: Huddle up everyone. These guys aren't a 100% reflection
of us. We can feed on this and outsmart them. They maybe
more powerful, but what they lack in is fighting experience.
We maybe old Robot Masters, but we have the knowledge….
Andon had a plan)
the Insidious six were up to their old tricks out in
front of the first national bank.....)
Garage: Damn you, sixlets! You've defeated me again!
Jim: Actually, this is the first time we've met! For we are
not the Sinister Six, but the ...... INSIDIOUS SIX!
Garage: ....... whatever .... (City Garage walks
Jim: Some heroes we turned out to be.
Brandon: Look! The Sinister Six! Wait, what?
Sinister Six stand down the street.)
KIRA: Well, well, well, look who's back for more.
Brandon: Look, haven't you guys had enough? Why don't you just
accept your retirement in peace?
Andon: You need to accept that you can't just come in and rip
off someone else. I can't believe you told that reporter
that we named you our successors!
Nelson: Well, if you haven't learned your lesson yet, we'll
just fight you again!
Jim: Insidious Six - REUNITE!!!
six members of the I6 hold their hands up high creating
a burst of light to blind the Sinister Six, but the
Sinister Six are unaffected and begin their attack!)
tunnels underground, but Tim knows his pl:an and grabs
him when he reappeared underneath him and tosses him
Brandon: No! I'm having a short!
robots are hit by Dynamo's excess electricity!)
KIRA: You're goin' down again, IRA! Hyyyy---AAAAHHH!????
hits KIRA with an ice slasher, freezing her in a solid
block of ice!)
then takes off his mask to reveal ...... Gary!)
Gary: You'd NEVER survive April Fools in our house.
three of the I6 have been put down for the count, things
aren't going completely well....)
Dot: Oh, that's IT! I'm NOT acting stupid anymore! And neither
of you can take MY bombs!
lets loose with a volley of remote mines!)
Larry: And I know you're weakness IRA! Who says you can't beat
the heat!? Haw Haw!
IRA: AHHH! Well .... there's something that you DON'T know,
Nelson: And what's that?
IRA: That you're surrounded. heh heh....
to Larry's dismay IRA, Scott, Tim, Andon, Gary, and
Jason have surrounded his team!)
Andon: Let 'er rip! Circle of Doom!
of the Sinister Six members link to each other and give
a boost to their powers! The combination of Fire, ice,
rock, explosives, electricity, and a pair of scissors
presents the powerful attack that is .... the circle
of doom! The force is too much for the Insidious Six
and they fall, defeated at last.)
the I6 beaten and a civil suit for copyright infringement
pending the Sinister Six teleport home)
Nelson: We suck.
Brandon: I don't get it. We had the advantage. Our powers our
KIRA: So what -
is shut up as a burst of flame reveals a familiar red
figure with an evil glint in his eye.)
Red: So, you're the people who wanna be like the Sinister
Jim: Look, Iceman, if -
fireblasts Jim in a fit of anger.)
Red: That's BLUE! I'm Red. I have something planned against
my little brother and guess what? You're just enough
like his team to serve as good practice partners!
Dot: I don't like the sound of that.....
that Red uses his power to teleport the beaten Insidious
to another dimension where he can battle them time and
Red: Of course you probably won't survive yourselves...
back at Sinister Six base.....)
Scott: Hm.....I guess things turned out alright after all ...
Andon: Yeah, and we learned something too....
Gary: That hacky sack is hard to play?
Andon: Ah, no, my parka wearing comrade. We learned that it's
best to be original. That copying others will only lead
to to trouble and trouble is never good. Besides, being
original. is better! You'll get more credit that way!
Tim: Amen, bro.
Jason: Hey, what's this? It's .... a lawsuit! From Gauntlet!?
Scott: But why?
Gary: Well, until we figure that out, we are .... the Sinister